IMARUGHHH IM AAUGHHHHAAAUGHHHHH ARE YOU JOSHING ME. I CANNOT SPEAK. I CANNOT SPEAK I Have Been Silenced.

ITS FUCKING REAL EVERYONE I CAN FINALLY UNZIP MY LIPS AND STARE YOU DIRECTLY INTO THE EYES AND TELL YOU TO LISTEN TO KILLJAM XXX (ONCE IT DROPS, OF COURSE). Unless you own a time traveling machine which, in that case, I am very jealous of you and Please God don't spoil the fun we have planned..... AND OH, HOW MUCH EVIL FUN WE HAVE PLANNED.

If it weren't for this show, I wouldn't have the bestest most kindest people in the world to call my friends. I love you all so dearly and cannot thank you enough, for not only letting me be a part of something so kickass, but for being so incredibly kind as you are.

This show is so magic. Some of the best folks, twists, turns, and writing I've ever had the honor of not only voicing for, but being able to help out with (I am so grateful every day).

CHECK IT OUT!!!! GO!!!! GO!!!!!!!! IT'S A TREAT I ASSURE YOU, AND STAY TUNED FOR OUR TRAILER!!!!!! :^D

This is KILLJAM X X X.

~ Logo by Jasper Taylor and Meg Tuten, Logo text by @valdevia ~

The deranged, queer cyberpunk death game audio drama podcast that myself, @machetebisexual, @reignoftiramizu, and @cannibalmukbang have been working on for the last two years.

You can follow it right here on tumblr at @killjamxxx

It features actors who have been in:

The Magnus Archives. (As a Friendly Surgeon Who Cannot Catch A Break)

The Amazing Digital Circus. (As an Enterprising Organ Harvester)

Slay The Princess. (As a Sadistic Superpowered Assassin)

Final Fantasy Seven Remake. (As a Truly Evil Corporate Bastard)

The Mortuary Assistant. (As a Ravenous Wolf Woman)

Lackadaisy. (As a Helpful Murder Nerd)

Dimension 20. (As a Mom-Friend Dominatrix)

Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Stone Ocean. (As a Cyborg out for Revenge)

Another Crab’s Treasure. (As a Homicidal Wife Guy)

The Kingmaker Histories. (As a Solipsistic Killer Clown Girl)

Caravan. (As a Guy You’ll Really Want to Punch)

Mobile Suit Gundam: The Witch from Mercury. (As an Incredible Narrator)

Zom 100: Bucket List of the Dead. (As a Stab-Happy Street Punk)

Eeler’s Choice. (As Diabolical German Pawnbroker and a Humanoid Catfish)

Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason. (As a Loan Shark Who Might Be The Devil)

Less Is Morgue. (As a Woman Who Will Drill You To Death)

The NoSleep Podcast. (As The Ghost of a Questionable Father)

The Dead Meat YouTube Channel. (As a Terrifying Robotic Nun)

And that’s not even getting into the SNILF (Snake Milf), the buff lady with the eyepatch, the dorky trans reptile scientist, the charming British thief, or the evil undead Ringmaster.

You can subscribe to KILLJAM X X X on Podbean using this link here. We’re working on getting it on all the major podcatchers, including Spotify and Apple Podcasts.

Official trailer drop coming October 31st.

Tankui Statues. Shimoochiai. Shinjuku City. Tokyo, Japan.

He sees you when youre sleeping he knows when youre awake

What is he even listening to???

NEW ICON :^D

I was inspired by @em_bers's "playdoh artpiece tutorial" on Twittur to make a little mixed media sculpt for myself :^D The head is made of playdoh (I found a yellow tub of it in the back of my pantry...... It was meant to be....) and the stars from holepunched paper. :^D Had a lot of fun w this one, I will share isolated pics BEEELOWW

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PLAYDOH!!!

A totally normal hunting trip with dad!!! Yippee!!!!!!! :–)

NEW ICON :^D

I was inspired by @em_bers's "playdoh artpiece tutorial" on Twittur to make a little mixed media sculpt for myself :^D The head is made of playdoh (I found a yellow tub of it in the back of my pantry...... It was meant to be....) and the stars from holepunched paper. :^D Had a lot of fun w this one, I will share isolated pics BEEELOWW

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PLAYDOH!!!

telesphore winterlich and eisen iyer are so deeply, irrevocably in love with each other and it bleeds into every interaction they have but in the funniest most antagonistic ways possible