Illustrations By Gennady Spirin PNGs.

Hey so in Romania there are in fact a ton of bears and they just walk down the road like they don’t give a fuck

making this on my phone with very little sleep or consideration, but i think the point stands

Happy May! Here’s this month’s sticker club designs. Worked really hard on these cookies, I hope you guys like them!

If you’re interested in a sticker sheet they’re available until June 1st (mchvoss on Ko-fi)

since October is approaching: silly little vibes-only vampire/vampire hunter AU ^^

KINGMAKER IS BACK AND SO AM I

Listened to the newest episode 3 times at work yesterday and dropped everything to write my reaction. Minimum wage = minimum effort......... but maximum effort for the Kingmaker Histories. Spoilers below for EP 27.... THERE'S MORE WAYS TO GO ON A TRIP THAN TO USE A VAN!!!!!!!!!

• LOOOVE Bradley Gareth AND Liz Morey's PERFORMANCES AS MARGO AND HOLZMANN SOOOO MUCH These characters are written so so so evil (love them!!! Just don’t want them to be real, THANK YOU!!!!) and their acting makes me shit myself. OBSESSED PER USHE w/ every performance in Kingmaker • One of the best openings in the show's history I’m sorry but Ariadne showing up bareass and then rapidly eating papers and then turning into a rat and then a bird and breaking a window is so fucking funny LOVE HER • “But!!! It’s my birthday!!!” Colette…. 🥺🎂🎂🎂 <- That’s her • “Leave. LEAVE FASTER” LMFAO • Telesphore’s “WHAT??!!! …. GIVE ME A MIRROR. Oh IM HIDEOUS” THE DELIVERY WAS SO FUNNY. I love Eisen and Colette giggling in the BG. I love these 3 so much there is so much funny real chemistry. How many times can I say I love Iyer Winterlich and Co. 1092728192727818 times. Infinity times. • Eisen’s startled “AAOUGH” BEFORE FINDING THE FINGER IN HIS POCKET GOT ME TOO • “Better make ur move or I’m gonna go become a nun or something”. Colette’s (heavy-quotes) “old” freak out…… She went to the beach that makes you old…. ALSO “I’m like an amoeba!” ALSO ALSO “All I’ve accomplished in the past 12 months is a whole lot of stealing a domestic terrorism!!!!” Technically an achievement Colette • When are we getting a full blown illust of Telesphore dressed up like rye bread • “The boxes they come in are really cute tho, can I look at it again” amazing delivery by Blythe yet again • SHE’S EXTREMELY CORRUPTIBLE! • THE DRUG TRIP AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN HAS TO BE ONE OF MY FAV PARTS OF THE EP before it all goes south…. Quite literally for Colette (Hell). The pink and the blue make an absolutely mental shade of purple 😈👾💜💟🚺🎆🍇 🌊 🌊 🌊 I would listen to a whole hour+ of the three of them just (positively) tripping out. Also the sfx go hard. I love listening to this w earbuds. If I tried the thimbledrops I’d let them trip sit me. Actually I wouldn’t let Colette trip sit me because she’d make me have a panic attack but Eisen and Telesphore would go hard. (Sorry gurl) Actually maybe just Telesphore. Yeah. Only Telesphore • “That he has to promoze— … that he has to propose to me” BEST DELIVERY. Also I LOVVVEEEE how “I feel weird” sounds. COLETTE FEELS WEIRD!!!!! • THE “IMPS/DEMONS CHORTLING AND MAKING FUN OF COLETTE” SCENE IS MY FAVORITE IM PREDICTABLE. I LOOOVE THEIR VOICES SO MUCH. “DEFINITELY HELL!!!!!!!!!!” 👹👹👹 • Dead But Not Really Telesphore. He is resting, he is at peace. He is being harassed by teenagers who carry razors and shaving cream for oddly-specific situations such as these. I love that he says “Oh, and it’s uneven” Telesphore I manifest a barber 💈 will give u a free haircut and trim next time you get high as a kite and look half-dead • MISKA 👹 • “Oh Colette dont be so modest” HI SATAN, AWESOME DELIVERY. Still love that his voice is her dads. Is this a safe space. Why’s he hot. I suppose it’s because he’s in hell. But also metaphorically. Colette’s demon dilf • “I thought I was a soufflé, and that any sudden noise would make me deflate” THIS TELESPHORE LINE IS THE FUNNIEST MOST TELESPHORE CODED LINE IN THE WORLD • Her 26th birthday was much less terrible 🥺🥺🥺 • I’m scared of Holzmann I WAS AT PEACE AND HAPPY W THE TRIO’S FUNNY RESOLUTION AND YOU RIP IT FROM UNDER ME!!!!! YOU LEAVE ME WITH HOLZMANN!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!!

FORCE ME TO USE TUMBLR MORE I LOVE THIS WEBSITE AND I FORGET IT EXISTS and all my friends are here. FUCK!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!

Obligatory new icon post :^] 

KINGMAKER in with the NEW EPISODE!!!!!! IN WITH THE NEW EPISODE!!!!

Oh You know what time it is!!!! Knocks on your door with a plate of oatmeal raisin cookies and smiles. Kingmaker Newest Episode live react time!!!!! (SPOILERS)

Oh you don't like oatmeal raisin cookies??!? Hrm. That is too bad. Perhaps my Ice Mage will have something to say about that. (You fucking die). Listen to @kingmakerpod or my Ice Mage will get you!!!

I need to start using the simile of “(blank) attracted (blank) like a flock of sheep attracts mantelopes” in my everyday vocabulary because A. Its funny and B. when people say What the fuck is a mantelope, Im going to say oh. Oh haven’t you heard??? Of Kingmaker??? And then I get them hooked on Kingmaker. My scheme

LEONIDS BACK, I LOVE YOU LEONID!!!! I LOVE HIM FACING UP AGAINST SOMEONE (HOLZMANN) WHO IS OF MORE THREAT THAN HE IS!!!!! “I KNOW MY RIGHTS!!!! I KNOW MY RIGHTS!!!!!” “Leonid, who as it turned out, did not know his rights” I grinned

MORETZ. MY FUCKING FAVORITE. I love announcing character names when they appear. Im introducing them at the door. SO MANY ANTAGONISTS IN ONE PLACE IN THIS EP, so fun. (Im scared). But Moretz you were always my favorite. Is this the infamous homoerotic scene that was discussed online/through DM. I will update in a few minutes. Update: “MY crime boss” Yeah this is it. Its already happening

DIETER 👹 And actually, fuck Moretz........ I have another evil person who’s name starts with an M that I love even more. (Its Margot. Its Margot). She steals the show for me

“You know, it pained me to sign your death certificate this morning.” “… I beg your pardon, sir?” WHAT A FUCKING HARD SET OF LINES. Also keep Telesphore’s name out of your mouth Kruger, I hope you get cinnamoned again. I HOPE YOU BLINK AGAIN!!!! LOSER OF STARING CONTESTS!!! FUCK YOU!!!!

“Holzmannisation” Fuck that word. Evil! ALSO. LEIPZIG PAUL IS BACK. “MORETZ: You’ll be luckier if you see us leave. Awfully drab little shop you’ve got here, Paul. Clearly your talents for Artifice don’t extend to interior design. Boys? Remodel the place. SOUND: Moretz’s boys start smashing up the shop.” Oh Moretz is so Camp. “I’m already doing you the kindness of redecorating. Don’t force me to paint the walls, too” HES SO CAMP

LOU SUTCLIFFE IS HERE. STACKED CAST. Sidenote, it’s so eerie not hearing the main 3 appear in this ep..... and that’s how I know shit is going down Real Bad in Kingmaker lore land...

Not the ice mage missing ☠️ …. Second time within a year I’ve said a relative “How did you miss”

Best. Fucking. Death Montage. In the world. I remember hearing a preview of this and absolutely going buckwild batshit. Off the charts..... OFF THE CHARTS!!!!!! THIS IS A MONTAGE FOR THE PORTFOLIO @ EVERYONE INVOLVED, Henry, Meg, VAs, EVERYONE!!!!! I could relisten to it 182107219 TIMES!!!!!

“I wouldn’t advise that, Herr Rothbart. I’m a very good shot.” (cocks gun) Oh.... a pit in my stomach formed. That line went hard

Dieter enrichment (Thank you artifeast for saying Dieter Enrichment, if ur reading this. I saw ur live reaction and it made me laugh. Ur energy for the show is infectious. THANK U FOR BEING SO SWEET ABT KINGMAKER, ALWAYS, everyone thinks u are so kind and encouraging and loves your art so so DEARLY!!!!!)

Iyer, Winterlich and Co. vs The Treasonous Three. This isn’t canon I just love their group-of-3 names and I think they should meet. (Too late, the latter is in a precarious situation. Aka Dead). Fuck. Holzmann’s arrival scared the shit out of me. He is so scary

“YOURE GOING TO TAKE US BACK TO THE FKA–“ “No, Labelle.” ✋ Love the sassy little delivery on No, Labelle.

“Perhaps someday we’ll live in a perfect utopia, populated by automatons under the command of a perfectly logical machine mind” Holzmann pro-generative AI.......... Oh he So Would Be.

IM FUCKING TERRIFIED OF THE WITCH KILLER. WOW! WHAT A CALMING END TO THIS EPISODE!!! THANK YOU!!!!! THANKS GUYS!!!!