MADE MY OWN BLINKIES!!!! :^]

E.J. Brach & Sons, 1966

Clown Art Month 2023 | Day 5 : Dessert

A sweet clown 🍭🍰

Perhaps an Evil Little Weenie is back and perhaps I voice that Evil Little Weenie..... in this episode of: The Kingmaker Historpeed my pants because this episode was so scary!!!!!!!! SHITS GETTING REAL!!!!! SHITS GETTING SO REAL!!!!!! Listen on your own accord or else I will employ my army of mages to come to your house and..... attack you.... But not before they make you listen to the episode. That would be counterintuitive to have them kill you before listening to the episode.

The new episode is up now!

Transcript Link

Klaus Holzmann is preparing for the future.

Content Warning: political oppression, assassination, mentioned torture, violence, gunshots

I saw this last night and got so fucking excited it prevented me from replying immediately SO NOW IM HERE; THIS MADE MY ENTIRE DAY I CANNOT PUT IT INTO WORDS. I WOOPED. I HOLLERED. AND THEN I CLIMBED UP ONTO MY CEILING and sat crosslegged and turned into a ball of light brighter than 500,000 lumens per square meter I had such a shit day yesterday (my bakery job is evil) so Artifeast. Thank you for making My Worst Day At Work Ever turn into The Best Day Ever. How I adore your art style and everything you do, every piece is so gorgeous and full of life and charm :,^D Thank you for putting him in a clown suit (a legal requirement for all little evil shits). I think he looks adorable (even though he would Kill Me). And MOST IMPORTANTLY THANK YOU FOR UR KIND WORDS IN THE TAGS AS WELL, I cried for real. You are so kind. ALL THE SAME BACK TO U!!!! <3

it's his birthday. so i put him in a clown costume

7/13/24 note: Thank u guys for the very kind hashtag-notes on this piece, I just saw the one now, and it means so much to me (more than you will ever know)!!! Lots and lots of love. I will probably be posting a bit more art soon )I just have to remember Tumblr is a thing I can post on LOL)

Happy Halloween (it's July) 🎃🍫🧵

Pencil illustration from last year, these character designs have changed massively but it's still somefin I'm happy with :^] Closeups :^D (points downwards)

Red guy but hes under the water and hunting for cod or perhaps some salmon

Watched the don’t hug me I’m scared tv series,, it’s good :)

My head is full with all kinds of things right now, but this piece was a great good distraction from all of it!

KINGMAKER in with the NEW EPISODE!!!!!! IN WITH THE NEW EPISODE!!!!

Oh You know what time it is!!!! Knocks on your door with a plate of oatmeal raisin cookies and smiles. Kingmaker Newest Episode live react time!!!!! (SPOILERS)

Oh you don't like oatmeal raisin cookies??!? Hrm. That is too bad. Perhaps my Ice Mage will have something to say about that. (You fucking die). Listen to @kingmakerpod or my Ice Mage will get you!!!

I need to start using the simile of “(blank) attracted (blank) like a flock of sheep attracts mantelopes” in my everyday vocabulary because A. Its funny and B. when people say What the fuck is a mantelope, Im going to say oh. Oh haven’t you heard??? Of Kingmaker??? And then I get them hooked on Kingmaker. My scheme

LEONIDS BACK, I LOVE YOU LEONID!!!! I LOVE HIM FACING UP AGAINST SOMEONE (HOLZMANN) WHO IS OF MORE THREAT THAN HE IS!!!!! “I KNOW MY RIGHTS!!!! I KNOW MY RIGHTS!!!!!” “Leonid, who as it turned out, did not know his rights” I grinned

MORETZ. MY FUCKING FAVORITE. I love announcing character names when they appear. Im introducing them at the door. SO MANY ANTAGONISTS IN ONE PLACE IN THIS EP, so fun. (Im scared). But Moretz you were always my favorite. Is this the infamous homoerotic scene that was discussed online/through DM. I will update in a few minutes. Update: “MY crime boss” Yeah this is it. Its already happening

DIETER 👹 And actually, fuck Moretz........ I have another evil person who’s name starts with an M that I love even more. (Its Margot. Its Margot). She steals the show for me

“You know, it pained me to sign your death certificate this morning.” “… I beg your pardon, sir?” WHAT A FUCKING HARD SET OF LINES. Also keep Telesphore’s name out of your mouth Kruger, I hope you get cinnamoned again. I HOPE YOU BLINK AGAIN!!!! LOSER OF STARING CONTESTS!!! FUCK YOU!!!!

“Holzmannisation” Fuck that word. Evil! ALSO. LEIPZIG PAUL IS BACK. “MORETZ: You’ll be luckier if you see us leave. Awfully drab little shop you’ve got here, Paul. Clearly your talents for Artifice don’t extend to interior design. Boys? Remodel the place. SOUND: Moretz’s boys start smashing up the shop.” Oh Moretz is so Camp. “I’m already doing you the kindness of redecorating. Don’t force me to paint the walls, too” HES SO CAMP

LOU SUTCLIFFE IS HERE. STACKED CAST. Sidenote, it’s so eerie not hearing the main 3 appear in this ep..... and that’s how I know shit is going down Real Bad in Kingmaker lore land...

Not the ice mage missing ☠️ …. Second time within a year I’ve said a relative “How did you miss”

Best. Fucking. Death Montage. In the world. I remember hearing a preview of this and absolutely going buckwild batshit. Off the charts..... OFF THE CHARTS!!!!!! THIS IS A MONTAGE FOR THE PORTFOLIO @ EVERYONE INVOLVED, Henry, Meg, VAs, EVERYONE!!!!! I could relisten to it 182107219 TIMES!!!!!

“I wouldn’t advise that, Herr Rothbart. I’m a very good shot.” (cocks gun) Oh.... a pit in my stomach formed. That line went hard

Dieter enrichment (Thank you artifeast for saying Dieter Enrichment, if ur reading this. I saw ur live reaction and it made me laugh. Ur energy for the show is infectious. THANK U FOR BEING SO SWEET ABT KINGMAKER, ALWAYS, everyone thinks u are so kind and encouraging and loves your art so so DEARLY!!!!!)

Iyer, Winterlich and Co. vs The Treasonous Three. This isn’t canon I just love their group-of-3 names and I think they should meet. (Too late, the latter is in a precarious situation. Aka Dead). Fuck. Holzmann’s arrival scared the shit out of me. He is so scary

“YOURE GOING TO TAKE US BACK TO THE FKA–“ “No, Labelle.” ✋ Love the sassy little delivery on No, Labelle.

“Perhaps someday we’ll live in a perfect utopia, populated by automatons under the command of a perfectly logical machine mind” Holzmann pro-generative AI.......... Oh he So Would Be.

IM FUCKING TERRIFIED OF THE WITCH KILLER. WOW! WHAT A CALMING END TO THIS EPISODE!!! THANK YOU!!!!! THANKS GUYS!!!!

My cuteness aggression is so large for skullcrusher that Im going to skull crush her (affectionately)

It's Mantelope Monday!

Reblog this picture of Skullcrusher to have a picture of Skullcrusher on your blog.

When my mom finally got her divorce finalized she came home (from court) with a grocery store sheet cake w/ the words "I AM FREE" piped on top

I love divorced middle aged women tiktok. Like yes Mel get that divorce it's never too late