Scrolling On Tiktok Whilst Reading “a Place Of Greater Safety”

🫑🥦🍅🌭🧀🍍Vintage food themedstickers

from Kana Miyamoto’s Tainted Innocence series

Today’s Clown is: Mr. Mint from the board game Candyland (1984)!

Happy Halloweanutbutter! ☝️🎃🥜🍫 (I don’t care that it’s April).

Today, tonight, or whenever most suits you (as long as that “suit” isn’t red & trimmed with white fur), I shall teach you how to bake HALLOWEEN-THEMED PEANUT BUTTER TREATS to take down the Claus Evil Operative.... and make whom Russians refer to as ‘Ded Moroz’ a little MORE dead this year……. 🪦🎄😁

MERRY X(MAS)ORCISM TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD FRIGHT! These treats are gonna be GOURMET* ….. (…. *GORE MAY happen, ONCE WE GET TO SANTA CLAUS!!!)

Merry Krismust!!!!!!! As in Kris (Kringle) must atone for his several accounts of worldwide breaking and entering

I made jelly nougat this yr :^D Oh I am so happy it turned out. It was super simple, quick & cheap too (just white chips, mini marshmallows & dots candy). You could make so many other holiday alternatives by perhaps adding extracts to flavor it differently. I would love to make a peanut butter one, maybe a bday cake one (with rainbow sprinkles) and a valentines day one (with heart shaped gummies). Unfortunately the woman who made the tutorial for it on YT said something transphobic (in another one of her baking videos) so I now legally own the rights to the recipe and I am the keeper of the jellynougat.

MORE TREATS. How I love my treats (I have a sweetooth if it wasnt already obvious). Also made homemade poundcake (simple and cheap as well), and butter cookies w cranberries and walnuts. Yrly staple. We celebrate non-religiously so the day is just chinese takeout and some movies. I will be frank with you Xmas is not one of my favorite holidays, for many reasons; it used to be (when I was a kid & believed in magic) but I am more of a Halloween fan now (and practice evil magic). Hugs to those with extremely small families/not much family left 2 be cozy with. Look under ur doormat (I left some gingersnaps). I love traditional European cookies so much. Lebkuchen w apricot filling is so delicious (I got those for free).

Last but certainly NOT LEAST IS MY KNICKERBOCKER GINGERBREAD GIRL!!!!!! A NEW HOUSEHOLD ADDITION!!!!!! SHE WAS ON FACEBOOK MARKETPLACE FOR 15 BUCKS, I tried to negotiate for 10 but sometimes u gotta pay childsupport. 15 it is. Ive wanted one for so so long and I jumped at the chance to get her. She had a dead waterbug on her and the seller and I exchanged money in the parking lot of a 7/11 like an xmas drug deal. She's haunted by all 3 spirits from a Christmas Carol and I love her with much fervor and merriment.

Happy xmas, hanukkah and early kwanzaa to those who celebrate, and have a happy day to those who do not :^) I wish you care and joy no matter how small. New years is upon us. I must prepare my yearly xmas Nermal from Garfield photo. It keeps us all safe Merry evilmas to all and to all a good fright.

since October is approaching: silly little vibes-only vampire/vampire hunter AU ^^

Designs are finished for November sticker club! ☺ These’ll be available until December 1st (mchvoss on Ko-fi)

I want to eat chocolate covered scorpion from Vat Nineteen Dot Com

MY POLAROID and redraw for theeee..... gravity falls reanimated :^D GIDEON NATION I also posted more on insta abt what parts I did, etc etc... but here's a screencap of my YT comment if any of u are interested in the other shtuffs I did for it!!!!!

KINGMAKER IS BACK! 💎🧠💥 Im its number 1 cheerleader forever. If ur looking for a batshit yet heartfelt historical fiction/fantasy audio drama (DEEP BREATH), please give it a listen. I voice a fucked up creature in this one. This ep has CRAZY audio engineering. Yay 4 drug trip. NOW GO!!!! GO MY KINGMAKER DIAMONDS!!!!!! 💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎🧠💥

The new episode is up now! (Youtube upload to come tomorrow)

It's Colette's birthday, and she'll have an existential crisis if she wants to.

Content Warning: drug use, audio distortion