Showed My Dad, He Liked

Robbie, he suffered a little confusion

gravity falls is so funny through robbie's pov

>be me, 15 year old emo in a bumfucknowhere town

>lives in a funeral home. my parents embalm bodies twenty feet and an entire wall away from where we cook dinner

>have a friend i want to be my girlfriend

>she starts hanging out with her boss' (???) twin niece and nephew outside of work hours even though they're like in elementary school

>friend becomes your girlfriend

>weird shit happens around these twins. conscience store ghosts, a weirdly pixelated adult man beating you up, your dirt bike gets stolen, your girlfriend's boss and his nephew make your gf break up with you???

>gets memories erased at some point

>suddenly in love with only other female friend, like instantly in love and it's like this came out of nowhere but she's so perfect and you loooooove her it's so great don't question why there's a part of you that doesn't remember ever actually falling in love with her. also those fucking twins had something to do with this again.

>apocalypse happens

>mfw im apparently part of a secret key of people that can save the world by holding hands but it gets fucked up last minute by your ex's boss fighting with his twin over grammar (did he always have a twin?? why are there so many twins??)

>the ritual you were a part of failed. you were supposed to be a special person and part of saving the world but nope. that failed.

>get turned into a statue

>apocalypse ends and you have no clue how or why

>things like immediately go back to normal

>still with girl you don't remember falling in love with

>the twins just fucking. leave the town. and now there's two of your ex girlfriend's bosses around. no one ever explains how or why any of this has happened. you still live in a funeral home.

Um divo

he's just a little pookie to me

two of the bills are from @honeqq and @handymanbill !!!

I'm watching the right-wing-capitalism versus left-wing-capitalism debate.

The USA debate

I thought TBOB needed a more accurate title ngl

1st: THE LEGEND HAS GOTTEN DOWN FROM THE HEAVENS TO BLESS US ALL

2nd: BILL HAS THE COUCH NOW🎇🎇🎇🎇🎇🎇🎇

Guess who finally made the continuation of Bill's redemption arc? <33

1° part

H.O.T.T.O.G.O

OOOH! Cool for me, really cool

if Bill was with Ford all the first-season-of-the-series time, what exactly happens on the episode where Gideon summons Bill? Does he summon other being? Does Bill appear? I need answers

It wouldn't happen cuz the book is scatter all around the shack, cuz ford wouldn't have the reason to hide the journal . In fact the first book dipper found is the Journal 2 inside the shack . And the only journal that went missing is the number 4

I SHOUTED

GUYS THEY’RE NOT TALKING ANYMORE (part 3)

There I un-toxified your yaoi, are you happy now?

Bill really being awesome, love this equilateral triangle

👁️👏👏👏