Ford but I relate to him
The only One Of Us au I can really see happening is Ford agreeing to Bill's deal only to demand the Milky Way galaxy, and to be allowed to finish living his human life before he goes with Bill. Which is only what? Twenty, thirty years? Yeah sure, have fun, seeya soon Sixer.
There's no clothing swap. Instead, Ford is the one agreeing to the deal. He reaches his hand out to shake, but just before Bill grabs it he snatches it back.
"But first- my price. You want that equation? Well I seem to remember you offering me my own galaxy. You give me the Milky Way, and I'll tell you how to leave Gravity Falls."
My Favourite authors are interacting! I can die in peace
I think they'd be great friends, even though they're the exact opposite! They love their Fords very much MrPines!Bill by @honeqq (Hello pal!)
COMENTÁRIO BRASILEIRO MENTIONED TEM BRASIL TEM EU
You know that one scene from Deadpool and Wolverine?…. Yeah.
(Yes he fires immediately after this)
From Twitter:
What’s it finna play… WOAH
Um divo
he's just a little pookie to me
two of the bills are from @honeqq and @handymanbill !!!
Gravity Falls explaining supremacist propaganda
The tight writing in Gravity Falls just gets crazier and crazier because Alex Hirsch in the director’s commentary of Dipper & Mabel vs. the Future (11:25) says:
“Ford sees Dipper as someone who’s special like himself. That’s Ford’s great flaw, is arrogance. Is he believes that there’s special people, and everyone else. That human attachments are actually weaknesses. And the song and dance that he’s giving Dipper right now, is the song and dance that he gave McGucket, back when they were younger… ‘You and me are different, we’re better than everyone else. We have a path that no one else can understand, and only us can do this.’ It’s a very seductive idea for Dipper… Dipper is a smart kid, but Ford’s projecting. Ford loves Dipper because he sees someone who’ll tell him ‘yes’ to everything. Who’ll never challenge him, who’ll do a really insane dangerous mission.”
I CAN’T BE THE ONLY ONE WHO’S SEEING THE BILL -> FORD -> DIPPER PIPELINE HERE. YOU CAN JUST REPLACE THE NAMES IN THE ABOVE QUOTE. I’M GOING INSANE.
Gravity Falls and the cycle of “Hey, person who feels outcast from your society like me, you’re special, fuck human connection, join me and be something great!”
Clever
do you suppose everyone was disappointed in Ford when they realized he could have had the objectively fucking cool (+ fitting) last name 'Cipher' and CHOSE not to
Here the plot twist for you guys , His full name actually change to Stanford Luchipher Pines, the same as Bill
AHAHHAHA I just love to see you guys reaction of the last name thing when I'm actually combine both of their last name together
I'm watching the right-wing-capitalism versus left-wing-capitalism debate.
The USA debate
I just had this conversation with my brother:
Me: we should probably do Mabel & Dipper cosplay... or Stan and Ford... we probably match them
Him: we match the /reverse falls/ twins.
100% agree
Me when I see ZERO fics about Reverse Falls—DUDES, THERE ARE SO MUCH GOOD DESIGNS OF REVERSE FALLS, LIKE WHERE ARE THE FICS???
Ngl I might actually write a fic about it? (I got some headcanons cooking up inside of my head—that I need to type out a FULL fic or else I'll go insane)
Fanfiction people, do your work
OKAY, so I basically wanted an excuse to make my human Bill art make sense so here ya go:
As it was brought up in the book of bill (spoilers ig) the teens in gravity falls are really into Bill worship after Weirdmaggeddon so what if Bill took advantage of that after he leaves (or more likely escapes) inter dimensional rehab. He somehow communicates with the teens and they help him perform some ritual (using some spare corpses, don’t ask me where they come from) that lets him make his own human form. It’s half dead, half alive, but enough for him to re-enter Gravity Falls once again. Yadda yadda, Ford investigated the teens beforehand but comes in too late and Bill is back….HOWEVER, this human/corpse/flesh golem thing is imperfect, he can’t use too much of his powers or else that crack he had in his triangle form starts affecting his human form. He also finds out that he can’t leave the human shell, effectively trapping him. Ford takes advantage of that a BOOM BABY ROLE REVERSAL. Bill’s basically at Ford’s mercy until he finds a way out or until he kills everybody.
BBBBBUT I think it would be more fun to give Bill some sort of a redemption arc, if that’s even possible.
Could be a fun lil thing to play with so if any fanfic authors stumble upon this have fun.
HAH
ㅤㅤㅤI don't know, I like making them interact!
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