Gosh I Love Him

Lucifer: *enters the hotel*

Alastor: I cast vicious mockery 😈

An animation my sis and I made for fun

Music is Perception Check by Tom Cardy.

You know the “Dad, How Do I?” YouTube channel? Yeah, that, but with Red Hood, and they’re unlisted videos that Crime Alley residents share with each other.

It started with goons stealthily taking videos of Red Hood ranting about shitty drug quality that they upload under the title “Boss on drug quality control,” primarily for other goons so that anyone can tell if the supplies have been cut with something and don’t need to waste time asking Hood.

Then videos from civilians start popping up too, featuring Red Hood lecturing street kids titled things like “RH on staying warm in winter” and “RH on how not to get mugged.”

Memorably, there’s a video titled “RH on classic literature (y’all did RH go to college???? Is our crime lord a lit major???)” where Red Hood imparts upon some kids the importance of reading. After a very positive reception, the uploader goes back to Red Hood, asks about a book they’re reading for school, and gets a whole lecture on themes and whatnot. It does numbers and becomes a series, and this time Hood knows the camera exists (he’s always known they exist, he just couldn’t be bothered to acknowledge them) and actually talks to it.

(Jason will do anything to help these children, whether it’s giving them a leg up in school, giving the street kids who aren’t in school some semblance of an education, or teaching them how to shank someone trying to traffic them.)

Red Hood never uploads any videos himself, but it doesn’t matter. Crime Alley crowd sourced its own version of Khan academy and it’s better for it.

Angst Headcanons

Yaku Morisuke

-Medium pain tolerance. Though it can vary some days he could take a volleyball to the face with little to no problems and other days a few stray tears will slide down his face. 

-Borderline asthmatic. For some reasons he gets lung infections easily. He can get wheezy if he exercises while cold. Spray deodorant is banned from their locker rooms especially if Yaku is in it, he won’t suffocate but it will affect his lung largely.

-He was told by his doctor to keep an inhaler on him at all times just in case so he does. Some of his teammates and Coach Nekomata keep one too.

-His illnesses are usually lung related but he does get the odd stomach bug every now and then.

-Not emetophobic.

-He’s had to deal with cleaning up throw up and blood so he’s usually ok in the sense if it’s someone else’s blood. If it’s his own that’s a whole other story.The sight of his own blood makes him feel faint and nauseous. 

-Enochlophobia, the fear of crowds and helplessness in the outdoors. He hates crowds, and not being in front of one he can deal with, it’s the feeling of being in one. Being pushed around, knocked over, yelled at to move. It makes him anxious and panicky. He’s short and that makes it worse. If it’s really bad he’ll get lost in the crowd. Kuroo and or Kai have had to rescue him. Sometimes he will grab the bag or jacket of the person in front of him, so he doesn’t get lost. They don’t judge him, crowds can be stressful and overstimulating. Though he thinks it makes him childish.

-He has generalised anxiety disorder. He worries a lot too, like if he’s alone he thinks about if his friends are ok or if his grandparents are doing good and then he works himself up and needs to call them just to check. 

-He gets a bad feeling before bad stuff happens all the time. Kuroo calls it his ‘mother sense’ Sometimes he can’t tell the difference between his anxiety and his ‘mother sense’ and that makes life a bit hard. If he’s feeling anxious and then he gets the feeling then he chalks it to anxiety and tries to ignore it.

-His biggest insecurity is his height. He hates it when people treat him like a child because of it. He gets asked on the regular if he’s lost when out in public. He once got asked if he was cheering for Nekoma, when some lady saw him wearing his volleyball jacket at a tournament. Kuroo never let him live that down. The lady apologised when he said he was playing.

-I headcanon Yaku to have two younger siblings. Baby twins girls Azumi and Chika. I also headcanon his parents are divorced and share custody. Reason for divorce, his mother is a bit manipulating and his father has drinking problems. His father is working on his problem while his mother could care less of her manipulating problem. She doesn’t believe Yaku has anxiety because it was his dad who took him to the doctors. He prefers his dad over his mum. His dad actually helps take care of the twins instead of manipulating Yaku to do it. In the case of when he hurt his ankle his mother told him he might as well quit the team as he useless before but how he was just in the way. She even goes so far to telling him he’s overweight, a disappointment and even the reason for the divorce.   

HI remember feel free to request headcanons for any character!! I am also working on the fic requests so I hope to have one done sometime today. 

Like I literally have second hand embarrassment for Vox after seeing what Alastor ACTUALLY is like in a rivalry.

Like homie wishes he could be that close to Alastor 😂😂

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