I was reciting the whole monologue to myself before noticing someone beat me to it at the end and it's so much better than whatever I could have done
Fuck you, City of Ur!
If you're dumb enough to buy a cartload of copper this weekend, you're a big enough schmuck to come to Ea-Nasir's Imported Metals!
Bad deals! Low grade copper! Thieves!
If you think you're gonna find a bargain at Ea-Nasir's, you can kiss my ass!
It's our belief that you're such a stupid motherfucker you'll fall for this bullshit! Guaranteed!
If you find a better deal, shove it up your ugly ass! You heard us right, shove it up your ugly ass!
Bring your deposit, bring your sealed tablet, bring your messenger! We'll send him back!
That's right, we'll send your messenger back through enemy territory!Because at Ea-Nasir's, you're fucked six ways from Sunday!
Take a hike to Ea-Nasir's, home of challenge pissing! That's right, challenge pissing!
How does it work? If you can piss six feet in the air straight up and not get wet, you get no down payment!
Don't wait, don't delay, don't fuck with us, or we'll turn you into a eunuch!
Only at Ea-Nasir's, the only merchant that tells you to fuck off!
Hurry up, asshole! This event ends the minute after you make a donation to the palace, and it better not bounce or you're a dead motherfucker!
Go to hell! Ea-Nasir's Metals: Sumer's filthiest, and exclusive home of the meanest sons of bitches in Mesopotamia! Guaranteed!
My turn :3
If it’s not listed here, what other ice cream do you associate with prev?
I find it cool that the movement of the clouds and eclipse makes me second-guess which way the plane is moving
Someone captured the solar eclipse on an airplane
No, no I did not. I suppose it's true, the unconfirmed yuri is the sweetest.
did you guys hear they bodied bubbline and rupphire in best yuri bracket on twitter
eww who's on my screen
i wish transing your gender was as easy as getting a haircut. like i wanna walk into a Gender Stylists shop and show the lady a picture of the gender i envy and be like, "that, can you do that?" and she'd be like "yeah" and then one hour later i'd have a new gender that's not quite what i asked for but close enough for me to not complain and just fix it at home. i want to search for gender references on pinterest and get reuploaded tiktoks of people being like "omg 360 your gender pls so i can show my gender stylist when i go on tuesday!! 🥺" i want me and my bestie to be in the bathroom together at 1am extremely stoned and giving each other new genders that are objectively terrible but still kinda wearable
Y'know, all of a sudden the Empire from Star Wars being straight up, non-allegorical Nazis is even more obvious than it was before I saw this symbol. I know that's a bit of a weird direction to pull this in but I'm sure whoever designed the Empire's logo knew about this, which is more than I can say for a lot of people, including me until now.
A reminder!
I had a dream last night that tumblr came up with a pride flag for closeted gays and it was just a light blue flag with a shrimp on it. People would also wear shrimp pins on their lapels for some Reason???
and the vegan gays started Discourse because shrimp deserved more respect