Labyrinth (1986)

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Elektra (2005)

Smoking: Horus

I don’t know about you guys but I love subtitles. Helps me make sure I don’t miss part of the dialog.

I love Jennifer Garner in this movie. Growing up watching her in this movie as well as Alias I always wanted to be some kind of super ninja spy. But now, I think I’d throw up from seeing the blood all the time lol. Plus, I don’t think I could handle the thought of ending someone’s life when they have a family and such. Also, too lazy to workout lolol 🤣

And I thought I had bad OCD. Lmfao. Even put all her fruits in specific places.

Of course, we have a daughter, Kirsten Zien, trying to hook up her single father, Goran Visnjic, with the beautiful JG.

JG is really good at just disappearing when she wants.

And the paid assassin has a heart and doesn’t want to kill the girl, but instead has to save her from the other killers that are coming.

The scene where Natassia Malthe and JG kiss so that NM can infect her is so amazing. She just takes her down slowly and the leaves that are falling are all turning black as the form a circle around them. Just beautiful.

There is quite a lot of flashbacks in this movie.

Here we go, bad ass Elektra in her bright red outfit. She’s about to kill so many Hand members. And apparently blow up a part of her house lolol.

Hehehe, Will Yun Lee just quoted Jurassic Park, “Clever girl.” I know that it wasn’t meant to. It just made me think of it.

I personally think just having your hair down and long would be a bad idea in a fight. Like it would just get in the way.

I feel like Chris Ackerman’s roll is the best. He has these animal tattoos that come to life and do his bidding. First, he had a hawk to see things, then there were some wolfs to attack, and now we have snakes. LOTS of snakes.

I was always impressed with JG’s ability to run in heels. Like damn girl! Especially in 13 going on 30. Killer heels, and just full-on speed running in them!

Heartfelt ending.

Toke on 😶‍🌫️

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Welcome to my blog Triple R! Reefer Reelz N Reviews!

Full transparency here, therapist thought it would be a good idea to start a hobby that I would enjoy!

So here I am to review different movies or show episodes I'm watching while stoned. I will be writing as watching to make sure to catch as much of my baked thoughts while watching whatever!

I'm pretty excited, even if I don't get a lot of views or whatever I don't care. I think I'm hilarious and that works well enough for me.

I hope you will enjoy this as much as I plan on enjoying my time writing it.

And I'm off to find the first random thing to review!!

Till then! Stay trippie my little hippies!

Crazy Rich Asians (2018)

Smoking – Disposable Face Melters (Lemonade Kush), regular cheap bud in Horu

Crazy how technology is so advanced now we can communicate all the away around the world with a single click.

I love the opening with all the colors swirling for how the word is being spread. Then how it connects to how the ladies in the church group when their phones go off.

This might be a shorter review. I love this movie and this strand is definitely has me zoning in in on the movie lol.

Needs a coffee refill ☕🤤

I would so be asking what bank he robbed to get us first class seats to another country. Like that’s so crazy.

Constance Wu is so the right person for this role. She plays Rachel so well, plus she’s gorgeous!

I so wish I could just go eat all of that street food. It looks so freaking good!

And my beyond favorite, Awkwafina! I love everything she is in 😍

How can I forget that Ken Jeong is in this! “There are starving children in America, you wanna be skinny like that?” 🤣

How funny that AWK mentions The Little Mermaid in this movie. Wonder if she already knew she was going to be in the new one at this point?

“Damn Rachel. He’s like the Asian Bachelor” ☠️🤭

Love that AWK has a ‘Walk of Shame’ change of clothes in her car 😂

Nico Santos, if you haven’t seen Super Store you really should. Similar character type as this movie. But fancier.

Damn Jimmy O. Yang basically killed a girl firing a massive rocket launcher looking thing. She stands behind it like a dumb ass and gets flung back and a sound like she hit metal. Good thing they are in international waters.

Had to have a lasagna snack! Roomie makes such good food 🤤

I love how almost all the songs in this movie are in Mandarin!

And of course, like any good RomCom a happy ending!

Toke on 😶‍🌫️

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The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (2008)

Pre-smoked: Honey Pot King Palm

Smoking: SuckerPunch

So obviously the least favorite of the trilogy. Only because the original Evy isn’t in it. At the very least when they re-casted her they could have made her an English actor and not Maria Bello who had a pretty cruddy accent. No offense to MB but she wasn’t the right fit I feel.

Moving on before I get on this tangent about something not so important. I do like that Jet Li is in this. He is a good actor. I like him a lot in The Forbidden Kingdom with Jackie Chan.

The ever-beautiful Michelle Yeoh is the one who curses JL into the next cursed “Mummy”.

Come to find Alex O’Connell, Luke Ford, digging just like his mom. Looks nothing like the one who played him in the second movie. Doesn’t even have a British accent. But once again, I’ll stop while I’m ahead lol.

Not surprising. A double cross. What a douche. Roger Wilson, played by David Calder, basically uses LF to help out the bad guys who of course want to wake the dead to take over the world. Like the other two movies of course.

I do like that they changed it from being desert and Egypt and when with a new location and atmosphere. Right now, they are in the snow mountains. Definitely different type of terrain.

Now we have Lin, Isabella Leong, calling for the Yeti for help. She sends them after they soldiers. Which is definitely not something you would have expected in this movie. But it would be really cool to be able to speak to yeti. It could be useful for lots of reasons. I mean if you ever really ran into a yeti. And apparently, they know about football. One of them just did the arm signal for Score.

We still have John Hannah playing the comedic relief. Always good for a laugh, “mummies, they never play fair.”

There are so many repeats of the same phrases in these movies. “Time to go,” “That’s comforting,” and those two were just in a 5-minute period. I don’t know if it was on purpose but they are definitely ones that I remember from at least the first movie.

JL’s death is a little gross. Not what I expected to see. I’ve only seen this once before because I got the trilogy, you know you have to lol.

Well I’ll leave the rest for you to watch.

Thanks for reading.

Toke On

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The Mummy (1999)

Smoking: SuckerPunch

Another favorite! Expect to see the trilogy appearing in the next episodes of Reefer – Reelz – N – Reviews! Something else that I know practically word for word

Open with a MAJOR flash back. We have the wonderful Arnold Vosloo who’s forbidden love with Patricia Velasquez. Leaving them to, do what they usually do, try to raise them from the dead so they can be together. Typically Mummy stuff 😂

How much would that suck... to be eaten AND buried alive? Like no thanks!

Then, the beautiful, the rugged, the omg I wanna ride his face, Brendan Fraser enters a war zone. The year 1923. Don’t forget about the also, wanna ride him, Oded Fehr 🤤 this cast man… panty droppers. All of ‘em.

Then we have my previous life, the ever-clumsy Evelyn Carnahan. Played by the gorgeous Rachel Weisz. I couldn’t imagine having to fix all of those book shelves. Like that just sounds like the biggest pain in the butt. “A bit of a mess in the library,” my ass.

BF is such a great actor. The way you can see him realize who Jonathan is before he punches him. I should do a few more of his movies on here. I really like Monkey Bone, what a trip.

Who uses the word “Flimflam” ☠️ flimflam 😂 I feel like I should use it more.

Omid Djalili shouldn’t have gone off on his own. One of the movie laws, never go off alone. Doesn’t help that he’s greedy. Deserves his fate. Stinking bugs!

I know I said that I was Evy in a past life, when JH hits that rock and the sarcophagus falls from the ceiling. That, is something that would happen to me 😂 “Either he’s someone of great importance, or he did something very naughty.”

Of course, BF has to get all extra with some dynamite. I mean it works, but so extra.

I feel bad for the guys who took the jars. I mean that’s one hell of a way to go. Get sucked into AV to help him regenerate doesn’t seem like a way I’d want to go…

🤔 Maybe the reason I have so many cats is because I wanna be safe from the mummy 🤣

I love how JH can get the crazed mob back into a calm mob chanting Imhotep so he doesn’t get attacked when he goes to get the car. RW just pokes a guy in his eye to get him off the car 😂

“I love the whole sand wall trick. Beautiful. Bastard.” I have to say that even though Kevin J O’Connor flips into working for the bad guy, he cracks me up the most. “Think of my children.” BF – you don’t have any Children.” “Some day I might.” I mean gold!

Time for Spicy Garlic Pickles 🤤 and some shrimp chips!

You know… a lot of people burned in this movie. Like full body.

I love how they just happen to get the camels that KO puts his treasure on. Like of course that happened. Movie logic right. He deserved how he died, just saying.

Well, that’s it for this episode. Toke on.

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Alice (2009)

Smoking: Neil Bongstrong

So, this technically isn’t a movie, but a tv mini Series and definitely one of my favorites. We follow Caterina Scorsone, Alice, as she travels to… you guessed it! Wonderland.

My husband and I are currently watching Law and Order SVU, and there is a new ADA played by Philip Winchester who is Jack Chase in this series. So, I’ve been itching to watch it every time we see him pop up on the screen.

This week’s is a little bit harder. I have a poor sick kitten who is demanding love and attention so having double duty.

We basically have all of the characters from the original in here. There is the white rabbit, played by Alan Gray. He isn’t really a rabbit just a man that is running from CS and his hair is long and in two low pony tails that look as if they are his ears.

CS goes through the looking glass into almost half a world. It is floating and boy is it a long way down if you fall. I like to think of this as more of a modern-day Alice, where she is smarter 😂 By smarter I mean she doesn’t take the bate to drink the vile, but still gets captured. Also, not a blonde but brunette. Maybe that’s why she is smarter 🤣 don’t take offense if you’re blonde please, just making a joke.

The first time I watched it was with my friend Rachel and I was soooo baked! There is a scene where people are almost like at the stock market yelling out numbers to purchase emotions. The first time I watched it I thought they were all whispering. Almost like they were in a bubble. Totally not what happens 😂

This happens at the Tea House. And guess who runs it? None other than Hatter, played by Andrew Lee Potts. I’ve been in love with him ever since I’ve watched it 😍

There is even a larger gentleman, Dave ‘Squatch’ Ward that plays the Walrus. Though he is more of an enforcer if you will.

In this adaptation The Queen of Hearts, played by THE Kathy Bates, is married to of course the King of Hearts, Colm Meaney.

Not only do we have KB in here. But the magnificent Tim Curry!! He plays Dodo. He isn’t in too much of the series. But just having him in it is enough for me 😄

KB still likes to take the heads of those who oppose her.

I love how ALP gets shot by TC and he acts like he’s all super hurt and CS is all concerned just to find out that he is wearing a bullet proof vest.

What did I say about it being a long way down? There is the March Hair looking for CS. Though he is called Mad March in this. He straight up threw a guy off of the edge and you just hear him scream allllll the way down.

There is even a Jabberwock! It looks nothing like the one from the one from Tim Burton’s Alice. It actually looks a little derpy 😂

My favorite character is the White Knight, played by Matt Frewer. He is goofy, does a lot of synonyms. Or as I pronounce them cinnamons lolololol. He also apparently does toe nail readings 🤔 whatever that means.

Another similarity is that there is the same cat, Dinah, that surprise CS follows in the forest. Though she turns into the Cheshire Cat.

The part with Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum is played by Eugene Lipinski, and he’s some kind of mind doctor where they try to find out information form CS. There are some trippy backgrounds that are almost like a hypnosis.

Love when ALP and MF are trying to sneak in to the Casino and ALP has this hat trick 🤣 wish I was that cool.

There is a different kind of flamingo. They don’t play croquet, more of fly on them. Watching them on it makes me think of “Choking the Chicken” 😂☠️

How trippy is it to make a reality extend when you enter it from another door. Press of a button, boom the rest of the roof of a building, plus the remaining part of the decaying world.

Definitely a good thing that SC was doing Karate in the real world. Helps her to be able to escape. Then she takes a flamingo through the forest almost like she’s racing on Endor with Leia 🤣

It would be so weird to sit in a room full of eyeballs just staring at you. And way to have terrible hiding skills. Literally they hid behind a pillar but there were people coming form the left. They so would have seen them 🙄

Alice of course brings down the house and wins. She set Wonderland free from the evil queen of hearts.

Thanks for reading!

Toke on! 😶‍🌫️

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The Spy Who Dumped Me (2018)

Smoking: Cones

So, I’ve never seen this movie but I’ve been wanting to watch it so here we are 😊

Opening fight scene, nice. Jusin Theroux he was in Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle (hottie with a Scottish accent 🫠), he’s a good fighter, or fake fighter lol. Screens over to a different part of the world where we meet Mila Kunis.

Kate McKinnon, my favorite person! She’s hilarious and fabulous all rolled in one!

It’s very interesting that MK is awkward with relationships when in everything else she’s like a fox everyone wants.

Roommate made breakfast tacos!! Munch break 🤤

Well shit just got interesting. I’m really liking this movie so far.

KM just coughing and smashing their phones to make sure the bad guys don’t catch them is everything!

For being a comedy definitely some good fight scenes. A man just died via Fondu Cheese. Way to go Sam Heughan.

Then KM and MK try to steal a car but don’t know how to drive a stick 😂 this is why I’m glad that I know how to drive one. Never know if you’re going to have to steal a car in another country ☠️ The cabby they picked up seemed a little too excited to be a part of a car chase... OMFG “I smoked so much meth before…Fear is an illusion.”

“Your target is 2 dumb American women” *looks through gun scope* *sees nothing but dumb American women* ~ internal dialogue “well fuck…this is going to be harder than I thought” ~

I love when KM gets almost a lady boner when she finds out that Gillian Anderson is the boss. She loves she is in power.

Windows is obviously invested in this movie. All over this movie.

MK’s dye cap looks terrible. KM missed A LOT of black hairs. Where as KM’s dye job looks more realistic.

This movie didn’t disappoint. Very good! KM and MK make a very good team ❤️

Don't wanna ruin the ending since this is a relatively newish movie.

Thanks for joining!

Toke on! 😶‍🌫️

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Elf (2003)

Smoking: Graffiti

Hands down my favorite Will Ferrell movie. And in honor of the season here we are 😊

Definitely a lot of product placement in this movie. Which if you don’t know is a Marketing term and how a lot of movies and tv shows make money to support their creation. We had Bob the Builder doll, Mr. Potato Head, Barbie and Etch-a-Sketch all with in the first 3 minutes of the movies. Wonder how much they paid for that 🤔

We have poor little Orphan Buddy who sees a teddy and decides to go for a late-night crawl and ends up traveling around the world and ends up back at the North Pole.

We have the wonderful Bob Newhart playing his adoptive father. When they are in class, I don’t understand why he’s in the front row. He’s so tall, he can see from the back, I’m sure.

I totally say Cotton-Headed-Ninny-Muggins in a good number of conversations. I would hate to be the Jack in the Box toy tester. Talk about ANXIETY!!!!

I wonder how much back and neck pain doing all of these scenes with having to hunch down. I like how they have some of the characters based off of the old Rudolf Claymation movie.

How is his outfit able to keep him that warm? I mean he traveled through the snow-covered mountains; you know that shits cold, and he’s got on leggings and an elf hat. It’s not free candy!!! 🤢

Meeting his father. James Caan, for the first time. Christmas Gram time! His awkward song “Guess what? I love you, I love you, I love you”

I love watching him go up the elevator 😂 "it's a Christmas Tree"

Enter the love interest, Zooey Deschanel. “Best way to spread Christmas Cheer, is to sing loud for all to hear.”

I love that Mary Steenburgen is in this movie. She is also in another one of my favorite WF movies, Step Brothers. “You can call me night hawk.” Tell me why his name tag says Wanda, but in the line up on IMDB he’s named, Gimbel’s Manager 🤔 wonder if it was a recast at the last minute?

Faizon Love is another of my favorites. But from a totally different movie. The Replacements. Probably the only football movie I like.

The gif I use the most is “You sit on a thrown of lies.” Mainly to my friend Heather 🤣 when I’m teasing her about something. Or calling her a cheater because of a card game 😂

I wonder how that candy spaghetti tasted. I half want to try it and half want to throw up 🤢

I swear he has some kind of ADD, maybe its all that sugar 🤣

There is NO WAY Mark Acheson was 26 years old at the time of this 😂 he looks like he’s at least 40 something.

Enter Peter Dinklage, “the elf” that’s too far from the North Pole for WF. I love when he climbs on the table and just attacks him 🤣

Make the Buddy sighting seem like he’s bigfoot 😂 I swear this movie ☠️

And what saves the day? None other than ZD “the best way to spread Christmas Cheer is singing loud for all to hear.”

And here’s the end of the movie. Thanks for reading this weeks.

Happy Holidays!

Toke on!

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The Whole Nine Yards (2000)

Smoking: Splatter

In honor of the passing of Matthew Perry recently I decided to do one of my favorite movies of his. Of course, I loved him as Chandler on Friends, but this movie holds a special place in my heart.

I forget how gross the opening is. MP plays a dentist and so it opens with him brushing his teeth. So you see like his tongue and stuff. He also breaks the fourth wall a little bit. His wife and mother-in-law live his him and they are quite terrible.

I think this movie is the reason I hate anything to do with teeth. I could definitely never be a dentist or a dental assistant. NOOOOOO THANKS!

Bruce Willis, a contract killer, with an anger problem 🤏🏼 just becomes his new neighbor.

I also act a lot like MP when I’m nervous. I NEVER shut up! And very jumpy

Rosanna Arquette, his wife, who I only just now realized is sister to David Arquette. Now trying to get MP to kill BW for the money. Oh boy. Amanda Peet, plays his receptionist, formally hired to kill MP, but really is like his best friend now and only have his best interest. Wants him to go get laid while he’s in New York.

Enter arguably my favorite character Frankie Figs, played by Michael Clarke Duncan. He keeps punching MP in the kidneys. He works for Kevin Pollak’s character who is looking for BW. Yanni Gogolak, such a funny last name, Gogolak 🤣  He starts moving closer to MP and he tries to back away but bounces off of MCD very funny.

We have Natasha Henstridge playing BW’s wife in the movie. Perfect example of beauty and hard ass. Definitely makes sense why BW’s character was attracted to her.

Got a little munchy so I got my Pop Rock Candy Pocky, its sooo cool and fun to eat lol. Anyway, I paused the movie and I’m already over 300 words in and only 34mins into the movie 🤦🏼‍♀️ because the pop rocks are covered in chocolate most of the popping happens in the back of your throat. It feels funny lolol

Yet again, MP tries to get away from someone in front of him and bounces off of MCD instead 😂

Totally got distracted. Happens a lot lol

Don’t want to give away too much of the movie at the part I’m at now. So I’ll just leave the review here. Not like it isn’t long enough from just the first 30 minutes of the movie 😂☠️

Toke on

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