Decomposition Of A Female Corpse By Kobayashi Eitaku, 1870s

*flirting with an older man* when i was born you had already attempted suicide once

That's what i felt like today, she would not stop distress cheeping until i picked her up, so i just laid on the floor while she took a nap

Ao3 is so funny cause I feel so weird seeing confirmation that 27 people read or at least skimmed my stupid little fic, and then 5 people took the energy to tap the kudos button- they made it all the way to the bottom of my fic and hit a button to say hey this was good, good job. Love it love y'all

RT '03

Credit: Niclas Swanlund

THEE BEVERLY "CARPACCIO" KATZ ??

John Shelby » S3

Peaky Blinders (2013— )

Followed by premature ejaculation when they do manage to get it up 🙂‍↕️

Need more erectile dysfunction fics in all fandoms 😪