‼️ Tw Entomophobia ‼️

twilight sends an urgent letter to the hippogriffs to not allow rainbow dash into the waters of mount aris indefinitely

I'm smoking on that shit that makes humans jealous of gorillas. I'm pulling bones out skeletons that came from live fucking demons and their wives are jerking off watching me do it. I'm building hitachi's God is afraid of. I haven't paid my taxes in 7 years and brother I'm about to not pay them another fucking time. Every move I Make I make in earnest and if I'm not making it in earnest then I'm making it in my wife. I get pussy like presidents get felony charges. People made a fucking fragrance out of my diarrhea the formula sold for 5 million and eventually got stolen by a fucking cat burglar. I lick the paint off the walls and I hear my house moan. I turned into a cat just so I could experience what it's like to use my penis as a deadly weapon. I gave Steve Jobs a godlike prostate massage and he invented the iPhone 69. They all call me the only tranny who can outsuck a vampire. I'm doing Van Helsing shit to her clitoris as I'm driving a stake through her father's prenup. They call me The Wizard of Oz cause I smoke 5 oz. and turn green like the Emerald City. Escape from her dad's house after breaking her meat wallet like I'm playing escape from fucking tarkov. Every time I shit it's like chernobyl's going off again with ghosts. I'm like if the sun could walk the earth on a leash getting walked down the street by some 6 ft lesbian with a 12-in cock. I'm what Zeus jerks off to in the cuck chair. I ratatouilled Lyndon B Johnson into giving a presidential speech while spanking his hummus cannon. I'm a grower like Jack and his mother fucking beanstalk. I get stares at the nude beach. I walked in on God and took over fucking his wife. I'm like a hound dog. I fart and crack a window and it violates the motherfucking Geneva convention. I'm lousy in bed but only cause i got crabs. Don't fuck with me kid

KID GETTING IN CAR ACCIDENT YTP - by me

beautiful tfp yaoi

Just a couple doodles of Satellite Soundwave 😋 I think that it would be a pretty silly idea that Soundwave smuggled Shockwave into Jetfire’s space crew 😌 Jetfire thought it was just a random possession of Soundwave’s but turns out it’s a whole scientist, who woulda known… maybe they just did all that because they were unsure if an empurata victim would’ve been socially accepted within the crew 🤔 they figured they were chill after some time but also they ended up just wanting to see how long they could last hiding Shockwave 😌 long story short I also haven’t yet made a spacecraft au design of Shockwave but I’ve had this idea in my mind for too long

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Which massive murderbots does Buster like the most?

She loves all of them because Buster is everyone’s friend.