Haven't Seen An Acadian Miku Yet So I Decided To Hop On The Trend! Typically In Traditional Acadian Dress,

Walking around the apartment going "butter dog... he's the one with the butter" in my best anime dub boy protagonist voice until my roommate kills me oppa gruesome style

Paranoia Baby Carrots

Rejection sensitive matzo brei

can't wait for someone to finally point out the punisher logo and for matt to immediately break franks door down like hey btw the cops are impersonating you! they're impersonating you to get their dirty work done! they're tarnishing ur vibe. i wouldn't stand for that, personally. you should really - you should like do something about that. d'you...do you maybe wanna... i mean i'm free. I guess I could help. if you want. no pressure or anything. not like a team up. gross. just like - the good old days. yknow? nice beard.

"the new pope is problematic" well folks it's the catholic fucking church so im not really sure where your hopes were at

Happy Independence Day!

Ever since i was a little girl i knew i never wanted to be pregnant

average cis conception of gender is roughly equivalent to "every single liquid is either type O+ blood or cold-pressed peanut oil." and you're like "are there not perhaps a handful of exceptions" & they get so mad they start funding nazi militias

I am going to [remembers that jokes about suicide are detrimental to myself and others] Scarborough Fair.

just found out my mother could have escaped my father sooner if she didn’t become pregnant with me. wish i didn’t have this information

brooo i have a crush on my friend AND his gf but i dont think either of them are poly :[