i would not have sex with my clone because what if my clone is evil (lie)
Experimental piece I threw together in just under an hour
ell:
leaves nice comments on her friends pics
wears mountain boots
softest hair
had a random xD furry phase
enjoys workout clothes,,, doesn’t work out
cherry cola lip balm
tallest
only uses the dog snapchat filter
sarcastic but in a nice way
loved the female ghost busters remake
buzzfeed yellow
doesn’t shave her legs
no tight clothing eVer
owns a series of funny mugs with puns and jokes on them
six scoops of sugar in her tea
hot chocolate > coffee
knows how to make instant mac and cheese/ramen (hint: that’s all she knows how to make)
tamara:
shaves nothing
pierced her own ears because tori said she was too much of a baby to actually do it
eyebrow piercing for Aesthetic™
snappy
prefers flavoured smirnoff
likes skinny jeans only if they have rips
buys her hoodies from the men’s section because pockets also fuck gender norms
nailbiter
wears crocs
ribbons!!
mismatch socks
knows all the words to Shrek the Musical
lives off of cereal
bites pens
obnoxious gum chewer
sappy drunk
winged eyeliner
matilda:
religiously paints her nails
wears the most makeup, but it’s very natural looking
eyeliner is swoopy
will paint everyone else’s nails whether they like it or not
least greasy hair
showers religiously
buys super smelly shampoo and soap
pops all the christmas crackers herself and leaves none for anyone else
always does sexy halloween costumes
loves tight fitted clothing
wears ballet flats
best kisser
updates her social media with a new selfie every .05 seconds
bad at math
will see something shiny on the ground and pick it up and keep it
hates thrift stores
the only one that uses deodorant
makes scrapbooks (it’s just pictures of her)
shaves everything everywhere
watches dubs instead of subs
buys something just because it had a nice texture
very texture reliant
can never find anything in her shoe size
frozen yogurt
tori:
listen i have a lot of feelings on tori
makes her friends wear thigh highs because Anime
subs not dubs jesus christ matilda
crop tops are super rad
the longest hair you will ever see
nails are worse than tamaras
kickboxes
has a punching bag in her room
converse!!!
favorite movie is mean girls
owns a book of snappy oneliners
loves heelies and light up shoes
passive aggressive
hides in the bushes and throws water balloons and oncoming pedestrians
shortest
took anatomy class in highschool just to dissect things
dark humor
makes fun of people that drink pumpkin spice lattes
peppermint is her favorite flavor
functions out of spite
she gets money by giving people malware
broke a kids nose in grade school cause he tried to kiss her
has a bachelors degree, but no one knows what for??? she won’t tell???
extensive first aid knowledge
does not use said knowledge
will sleep on unattended laundry
really nice if you can catch her in a good mood
genuinely hates anyone that isn’t ell or matilda
uses a flip phone
misc:
the end doesn’t happen, alright???
they’re all lesbians
madotsuki in different outfit variations
two lost kids, circa 2020
hes ready for the slumber party.
Dark water calls their name.
DEAD OR ALIVE
i was gonna do this with two random npcs but i figured this was funnier.