But What If I Read One Of Your Fanfics And Then Went To Your Ao3 Accounts And Read All Of Your Fanfics

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Currently waiting for more information but fuck this is really worrying

Edit: this was about the missile in Poland btw but I think it’s appropriate to the general state of the world rn

guys i’m about to crash out fr

[credits to honeyginsen on twitter]

he’s so hot i’m sick

The prettiest thing I’ve seen today

㋡🥀

listen

just listen

So, I’ve been pulled over a few times in my life. Not many, but a few. And I’ve also been in a couple of cars that got pulled over. And let me tell you, if you were actually doing something wrong, the officer doesn’t make any small talk, just straight into “I clocked you doing 70 in a 55.” The only time I’ve ever gotten the “do you know why I pulled you over?” was the time when I wasn’t doing anything wrong, and I got let go even though he insisted to the end that I was doing 87 in a 70 (white privilege at work).

“Do you know why I pulled you over?” is a trap. It means there’s a good chance the officer doesn’t actually have a good reason to ticket you, and is trying to get you to waive your 5th Amendment rights and incriminate yourself. If you make a guess, that’s a confession of guilt.

But there’s another trap, that I’ve heard of but haven’t yet experienced. It’s “do you know how fast you were going?” With that one, they’re hoping you’ll say no, because then they can name whatever speed they want – you just said you didn’t know how fast you were going, if you deny the speed they name then you’re lying to them.

My sweet golden retriever 🥰

CHRIS EVANS as Steve Rogers in MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE (2011-2019)

On the set of Thunderbolts*, a conversation that totally didn't happen but absolutely could have:

Jake Schreier: 'Ok, Sebastian? In the scene where Bucky's on the phone with Sam? We need you to stop ending that call with 'Gotta run, love you, babe'.'

Sebastian Stan: 'You do?'

Schreier: 'Yes. It's not in the script.'

Stan: 'It's what Bucky would say though.'

Schreier (sighing): 'Can we stick to the script this time?'

Stan: 'Sure, no problem.'

Runs scene.

Stan (as Bucky): 'Gotta run, see you soon, sweetheart.'

Schreier: 'CUT!'