"I Cannot Make You Understand. I Cannot Make Anyone Understand What Is Happening Inside Me. I Cannot

sending your friends terrible tumblr posts is a love language

Things need to be cheaper. Free, even

[One day, everything will be ok. So dream on.]

Reblog to give your followers each their own sword.

Phrase of the day:

mission assist Esther’s cookies

Thank you @vmohlere

#me shamelessly watching shows while at work

ofmd is like not comedy as in sitcom but comedy as in shakespearean where it’s psychological trauma and conflicts of violence but with dick jokes and the promise of marriage in the end

Bitches be like "this is my comfort character" and it's Logan the Worst Wolverine who hasn't had a day of happiness until Wade came in and gave him purpose, family and a new home.

On the set of Thunderbolts*, a conversation that totally didn't happen but absolutely could have:

Jake Schreier: 'Ok, Sebastian? In the scene where Bucky's on the phone with Sam? We need you to stop ending that call with 'Gotta run, love you, babe'.'

Sebastian Stan: 'You do?'

Schreier: 'Yes. It's not in the script.'

Stan: 'It's what Bucky would say though.'

Schreier (sighing): 'Can we stick to the script this time?'

Stan: 'Sure, no problem.'

Runs scene.

Stan (as Bucky): 'Gotta run, see you soon, sweetheart.'

Schreier: 'CUT!'

No not cinemasins😭😭

why do they let the worlds most boring people direct movies