No But Why Was He Looking At That Conch Like That? Did He Really Think She Was Gonna Call Him On That

i call my parents and say ‘yeah i can’t do family stuff tonight, i got too much stuff to do for school’ and i e-mail my professor and say ‘i can’t do my assignments tonight, work got crazy’ and i text my boss and say ‘sorry i can’t work late tonight, i gotta some family stuff’ and through this triangulation of deceitful excuses i at last will be free

MY SHIP IS SAILING 🚢🚢🚢

My bby🥰

Natasha Romanoff in The Avengers (2012)

X-05 count your motherfuckin days

Idk seeing ofmd haters call the leads ugly and then having my dash filled repeatedly with the almost unreal beauty of ed in god's favorite lace front, whispy strands and messy bun, full leather, tattoos, salt and pepper, beard, dangly earring, accessorized. I don't even find taika hot when i see him out of character but ed teach is genuinely so beautiful. If i saw a man like that at pride pulling off leather daddy and hard femme at the same time i would simply steal his gender at gunpoint.

Then when I go to make one it doesn't sound right

me: *looks for fic with extremely specific scenario that I made up*

fic: *doesn’t exist*

me: