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Springtrap Vs. Moon

BatCat!Bro: So there’s this cognitive dissonance between her actual and ideal self which causes her to be practically dysfunctional. Of course, i’m no psychologist.

Jason: No, you’re a nitwit. How come you know those words?

Tim: Jason, come on, it’s not nice calling him a nitwit… But since the cats out of the bag, how do you know those words?

BatCat!Bro: I guess it’s from reading the American Journal of Abnormal Psychology. Mom had it at home, she got it from a friend.

Jason: I’m sorry but i refuse to believe that you have ever read a scientific journal.

BatCat!Bro: Believe what you want, see if i care… *Gets up and walks away while saying angrily* Hypersexual bitch…

Jason and Tim: *Chokes on drinks*

Jazz: so umm... why was I called here to the Lazarus pits?

*Batman points upwards where Danny is floating on the ceiling giggling. Red Hood is perched on a crevice near him trying to bribe him with a cookie*

Jazz: What happened?

Batman: he took one look at the pit cried "I must drink the forbidden kool-aid" and stuck his head in.

Jazz: I would ask why you didn't stop him but he can turn intangible so that's a mout point.

Batman: it's also why we can't get him out of here.

Jazz: so he's just been up there? for how long?

Batman: 8 hours. He has windows of being sober but he keeps drinking from the pit before we can convince him to leave.

Jazz: Why does he have a batarang?

Red Hood: Batman used his dad voice on him the second time he drunk from the pit and he started crying. It was the only thing that got him to stop.

Jazz tired sigh: okay I got this *smiles and uses a tone of voice normal saved for very little kids* Danny!

Danny: Jazz! :D

Jazz: what are doing up there?

Danny: I'm a balloooooon

Jazz: I see. Have you had dinner yet?

Danny: Noooope just some coookies. Red Hood is the bestest hero. He gave me cookies. And, and dis, dis thingy he took from Batman. Batman scary. He's a scary... scary... bat

Jazz: well Nasty burger is going to close soon and you know what happens when Nasty burger closes before you have dinner?

Danny horrified: I have to eat what's at home *turns to Red Hood and gives batarang* I gotta go *starts descending in circles blowing raspberries*

Batman: what is he doing

Jazz: being a balloon

Idea. Monty lied about the star bring in the plush.

It was actually inside Lunar's chest the whole time and Monty said it was in a plushie also he could teleport to Lunar and remove the bomb.

And then Lunar uses the star to permanently get rid of Eclipse

Once Lunar activates the Star to get rid of Eclipse, his form starts wavering and his backups are being deleted from existence. Eclipse runs to the daycare in a panic, finally the reality setting into him that he was betrayed yet again and realizing these are his last moments and he wants them to be with KC because he needs his father and he needs someone who will hold him while he goes.

He doesn't even pay mind to Sun or Earth screaming at him when they notice him in the balcony room, instead, beelining to run into Moon's room to KC. KC is literally just about to have his conversation with Moon and Eclipse shoves through into Moon's room past Sun and Earth, snuggling up to his Dad while he's fading in and out of existence.

KC just gets his son hiding against him in tears and he hugs him, finally thinking Eclipse is accepting being his son, only to see him fading in and out of existence while Eclipse presses as close as he can to him. Eclipse sobs and tells him 'dad, I'm scared' but KC can't even respond before Eclipse deactivates via the star finally erasing him and it's only Solar Flare against him.

This is sorta a dumb question, but just how badly is Solar taking Daydream being kidnapped/ living with Nexus? Is he trying to rescue him?

Not dumb of a question cause I think i'll be getting into that.

But pretty damn bad actually. So to come back and find out after all this time and work he kept to make sure Daydream was gonna be alright without him around... only for that to be immediately disproved in his eyes.

And yeah he does try to rescue him. However... Not without help and finding out not only Daydream is FINE

But he's baking Nexus sweets.

I think I need to step back from the dca fandom.

I'm not but I probably should.

I keep calling people friend

I worked very hard on this

Just a little meme for my fellow homos fuck homophobes metaphorically and their parents literally

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

Halloween prompts no. 25

Nightwing came across some supernatural entities walking down the dark streets of Bludhaven. Upon confronting them he found out they were sloshed beyond belief and in a great mood. After chatting with them, they revealed they had just come from a party full of other supernatural beings and told him he should go too.

After getting the location from them he went on his way to investigate. If this party was harmful then he'd shut it down, if not, well. It had been a while since he cut loose.

Arriving at the location he found a bit more than just a party, but a full supernatural rave! It was hard to see past the darkness and the colorful lights shows, but everything was actually covered in a thick layer of ice. The walls, the floors, the cielings, heck, even the electronics, lights and discoballs were made of the stuff. It wasn't very cold to the touch and wasn't slick at all so he let it go for now.

The techno music began to wind down as a figure walked onto the stage in the back and people from the various dance floors and platforms cheered. Appearently the preformer had left for a bit on a break but was ready to start up again.

After greeting the crowd and hyping them up a bit he jumped straight into a new song called Monster Disco, a playful upbeat halloweenish tune that soon had Dick bopping to the beat. Nightwing did not expect for the spotlight to land on him or for him to be peer pressured into dancing by a bunch of excited mythical creatures, but superhero life is just like that.

Besides. He had a lot of moves to show off. His siblings didn't call him "Discowing" just for the old suit after all ;)

He knew he was being recorded even before the crowds parted to make a ring around him and the preformer. The kid looked around 14 or so, maybe younger and glowed with a soft white light. He looked ethereal and dick just wanted to ruffle his hair. He did so and got an indignant squad for his efforts and a challenge to a dance off. It was great and they wound up just dancing together in the end anyway.

Turns out the kids name was "Phantom", an obvious fake name but whatever, and his goal with the traveling party was for monsters and humans to have a good time without worrying about what society thinks of them. He confessed he was a type of undead and that he had a really hard time withing the first few years after his death, especially once he discovered he wasn't aging and couldn't pretend to be alive for much longer. This party was ment to bring joy to the people who came to it. Dick could understand that, he used to be in the circus after all. He spotted another camera on the icy cieling and waved at it.

He wondered what his family would say when they saw the video.

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Nightwing was declared missing three days later.

Another Snapcube animatic