The John Mulaney “Is This Whiskey Or Perfume” Bit

Just a little meme for my fellow homos fuck homophobes metaphorically and their parents literally

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

Dp x dc prompt:

Duke swears that he saw someone standing in corner in the basement.

Babs though she heard a voice say “They’re coming for you, Barbara!” and saw figure 100 yards away

Steph heard clapping and a whispered "mama"

Alfred got a phone call that asked if he liked scary movies.

Damian keeps hearing a noise in the corner of his room but only finds Titus when he goes to investigate.

Danny....

Danny is having fun reenacting certain horror scenes.

My “draw the squad” memes so far

Shrimpo x Dandy + The neighborhood?? Alt.. how far you’ve stooped🧡

Welcome, my friend.

I write to you as if I'm screaming from the depths of hell, my being torn apart by grief every moment. I am here in the hospital, watching my child struggle between the mists of life and death, clinging to a ventilator that has become like a rope tying me to him, tearing at my heart with every weak beat.

Words fail to describe the pain I feel, and I realize the cruelty imposed on us by the circumstances. The doctor, with his broken voice, told me that my child's life was on the brink of collapse, and that if the surgery was not performed immediately and the $2,650 cost paid, his ventilator would be removed, and he would plunge into the darkness of death, never to return. How can I bear to watch my child lose the sparkle of life from his eyes, while the suffering in my body and soul increases?

I ask you, with all your strength, to extend a helping hand in these difficult moments that cannot wait. Please save my child, restore to him a glimmer of hope in this world where fate has treated us so harshly. No matter how small the amount, no matter how many words or contributions, they can be the bridge that keeps us away from this dark end.

I know words cannot bear the weight of this pain, but I beg you from the bottom of my broken heart to help, before my child's candle is extinguished and my soul sinks into the clutches of despair.

👍

Is it too early in his creation for me to start asking him stuff like hugs?

Emperor Eclipse, but Digital ✨ ( finally )

They’re a tall, fluffy, pretty, asshole.

interaction with Orange bonus

📣🚨Urgent Appeal🚨📣

I appeal to you with all the pain and suffering we have endured after 11 months of war in Gaza . Our homes have been destroyed, our dreams have vanished, and my family lives in constant fear. We are facing an endless nightmare, and I need your help to protect my family and restore hope to our hearts.

Our words may not end our suffering, but we hope our voices reach you. We kindly ask for your support and assistance during this crisis. Every little help you provide means a lot to us.

Help us to survive this fierce war.

Please donate and share.

My campaign link:

gofundme.com

Donate to Help Ahmed Jehad and his newborn survive!, organized by Ashika Jaffar

Ahmed Jehad (28 years old) is living in a never-ending nightmare. He got marri… Ashika Jaffar needs your support for Help Ahmed Jehad and hi

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I thank you from the bottom of my heart for your listening and support.

If you fall for a social media prank, do you reblog/pass it on to your followers?

hi hi hi, ahmed reached out to me to ask for some help with his campaign. if you’re able to spare a moment of your time to share and/or donate that would be spectacular! a little compassion goes a long long way !!