There Not Letting Me Were My Hoodie To School Anymore And I’m So Skaird To Go Tomorrow Coss It Makes

I am trying to choose to hope. 

I am choosing to imagine public transportation. 

Grocery stores with attached soup kitchens to decrease food waste. 

Neighborhood meal- and garden-sharing programs.

Green spaces connecting to other green spaces.

The rainforest ADVANCING, churning up dry soil and turning it dark and healthy. 

The sky filled with birds and the sea with fish, their populations increasing. 

The air and water clean. 

Emissions-free vehicles on roadways, with speeds governed, and safe streets for tricycles, bicycles, dogs, deer, and stray soccer balls.

Solar panels on every public building, over every parking lot. 

Beehives and wildflowers on the open berms between roadways. 

The total lack of gunshots around the world, and instead the sound of shovels, digging holes to plant fruit trees by public sidewalks. 

as do i

netflix i have questions

from One Piece Live Action, S01E06

Cos why am I planing a hole ass Shabbat with the hole

Fam

world so bleak it has my secular jewish ass lighting shabbat candles again

i want to pet it

S I G H H H H

Oh, to be a dragon from a 15th century German Jewish manuscript wearing a long, silly hat.

“When I was a student in yeshiva, I asked one of the rabbis why Jews talk so much. We were studying Talmud, and I was trying to understand the comprehensive, obsessive inquiry into questions from the minuscule and seemingly pedestrian–are the water cisterns adjacent to a house included in the price of its sale?–to the transcendent, like what is the nature of God. “Jewish time is circular, so we work to make things perfect for the next time around,” he replied, before adding world-wearily: “Also, we don’t believe in perfection.””

— Alana Newhouse, NYT Book Review of Stranger in a Strange Land by George Prochnik (via spikenards)

And his room is pink

Ways Bruce knows his kids are mad at him:

His Batsuit is no longer black

The Batmobile is no longer black

All the tires in the Batcave are gone

His ringtone is “Baby” by Justin Bieber and he can’t change it

Someone gives Damian a new pet

He is suddenly committed to five social events in the same week

Everything in his bedroom has moved two inches to the right

He can only find Superman pajamas

All the coffee is missing even though at least two of his children always seem to have a cup in hand

All the snacks in his utility belt are banana flavored

He has an interview scheduled with Lois Lane

He has no matching socks

Constantine has his phone number and now he has to change it again

I like to think that Doctor Who from the Master's perspective could be called 'One Man's Quest To Get His Spouse To Come Back Home And Abandon His Massive Ant Colony'. Everything is so much funnier if you picture the Master being absolutely baffled at the Doctor defending Earth, because he's borderline immortal whilst humans die so quickly - killing a human is like stepping on a spider, and the Doctor is the guy who swoops in with a cup and paper to move the spider outside even if the decision seems nonsensical. I like to reframe the Master's attempts to take over the universe as him desperately asking the Doctor "we could get a dog? Or a cat? Or adopt? Are the ants really worth it, you have no other hobbies".

The doctor also calls her sexy

I love the shift in doctor who from “the tardis is a woman in the way a boat is a woman” to “the tardis is a woman in that it sorta has a personality” to “the tardis is a woman in that it’s a living sentient being with a literal soul and she actually controls herself because she likes taking the doctor on adventures and she loves the doctor so so much and they’re each others family and he takes care of her and sweet talks her and gives her little kisses and they’re marriedddd” That’s how every guy with a boat feels anyway

I made a Doctor Who 2048 game I'm so happy

this is the link I'm so so excited