A Knight In Shining Armor Outsmarts The Dragon And Climbs To The Highest Tower, Only The Princess Locked

do ya think pesto would kill a pilgrim

why da flipity flapity fuck would you use soup to wash chicken

Damn they’re going in hard lmao

Ok boomer

at least he’s drinking water

Logan: You need to clean your room! Look at all this trash!

Roman: it’s not THAT bad!

Logan: look at this! There’s pizza boxes, water bottles, hi Remus, soda cans—

throwing up fucking sucks bro🥲

When the yosano ai starts giving you free therapy

hc that macaque laughs at sex jokes

hc that wukong has massive man tittys and macaque makes fun of him for it

why does my bread taste like soap

Please stop and read this.

I’m doing a project on gay rights in today’s society.

So if you believe that same sex couples should be allowed to get married, please reblog this.

This would be a lot of help, thank you.

if you would be so kind as to reblog this if you feel insecure about your writing skills.