Raunchycowboy - Sage

ao3 I miss u babes it's like I can still see a 30k word fanfic when I close my eyes

Taylor is dating Travis proof: she talks about him freely, they go on vacations, she openly posts him on social media, everyone they meet talks about how in love they are

Taylor is dating Karlie proof: Karlie named an ice cream flavor after an ancient civilization that was destroyed by a volcano and this blog I follow posts cryptic anons from someone who uses a volcano emoji

Guys you don’t have to do this to yourselves. Please let me help get you out of the Kaylor world 🩷

Please read this important message and do NOT ignore it ‼️‼️

Certain races are not here for your sexual pleasure like Asians, Hispanics, Blacks etc. the reason why I’m saying this is because I know someone who fetishizes hispanics a lot and doesn’t understand they are human too. So please just treat certain races as a human and not like they are here for your sexual pleasure every single race is human and they deserve to be treated as humans. Same with other genders because I also know someone who fetishizes females and it’s just fucked up to do so please treat any gender and race like they’re a human and NOT a s*x toy to pleasure you

PLEASE REBLOG THIS AFTER READING THIS IS IMPORTANT ‼️

them: abby's physique would be impossible to obtain in a post-apocalyptic environment and without the help of steroids. if you like her body, it's because you're too stupid to understand that women don't build muscle like that naturally

me, an intellectual: vaudeville performers and strongwomen from the late 1800s and early 1900s

that's the way it is

hey, pssst. ride the cyclone fans.

you totally shouldn’t click on this link because it totally won’t take you to a google drive folder which totally doesn’t have a full copy of the 2016 production of Ride The Cyclone which definitely isn’t in full 1080p

because that would just be terrible

ao3 my darling, I yearn for you as moth to match. (Wattpad is earth shatteringly bad and I feel as if a traitor)

i hate stranger things omg