CRYING AT 'im Gonna Dig Up Plutonium!" MARK HAD NASA SHITTING THEMSELVES BAHAHAHA

Of course I'm gonna hit Sengen with the yuri beam

*gasp*

SUPERNOVAS 💥

Mark Watney at the beginning of The Martian: I'm going to play this as safe as I can.

Mark Watney at the end of The Martian: I'm gonna chop up the Hab! Wheeeee

Ares 3 crew at the beginning of The Martian: we're going to play this as safe as we can.

Ares 3 crew at the end of The Martian: let's make a bomb on this spaceship! 😁

NASA at the beginning of The Martian: we're going to play this as safe as we can.

NASA at the end of The Martian: fly into space at record velocity in a metal and fabric contraption not rated for speeds above 25mph apparently 💛

Day 12: he lost his scarf :( it was cute too :(

i love reddit so fucking much

one of my favorite parts of apothecary diaries is how every one of gyokuyou's ladies in waiting immediately goes, "this is our maomao. we found her in a back alley, that's why she's so scraggly and weird. isn't she gross? what an angel. we would kill and die for her. she's such a little freak. insult her and we'll eat your family :)".not kidding it's actually almost instantanous.

Kidnapper: I have your brother.

Sanji: You can keep him.

Kidnapper: He made me reevaluate my life choices and now I feel really bad so can you come pick him up?

Sanji: Oh my god, you have my captain.

Kidnapper: I'm going to become a painter.

Namiiii-swaaaaannnnn

The bean jar

maomao is my favorite "not like other girls" style protagonist bc for one shes a girls girl through and through. to the bone. and two she's just a weird little freak. absolute lunatic. they have the whole "omg she's actually beautiful and everyone falls for her when she's all made up" trope but the punchline is that she does not fucking want to look like that. she actively puts dirt on her face every day bc she does not want to be perceived as attractive (mostly out of fear of being used for sex work though at the same time she has the utmost respect for women who do sex work like she grew up in a brothel those are her sisters). she's Sherlock level smart and solves every mystery so fast but goes "well thats none of my business. anyway back to testing poisons on myself" she has the 2nd most powerful guy in the nation head over heels in love with her and is like "man this guy is weird around me what's his deal. I guess he's fine though because he gives me rare medicines and has no dick" fucking ICON i love her. also she once slapped someone so hard they fell on the floor. 10/10