Look At My Son.

as someone who drank glowstick fluid. the urges rise once again, i yearn.

Im whimsical and can be trusted with responsibility

fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

something that scares me is what if those giant squids in the ocean turn evil. like malicious and shit. what fucking chance do i stand against any squid let alone a giant one. i cant even swim

My dick bendy like a silly straw

Which one of us got stabbed in the leg again?

fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

I thnink one day I’m going to lose my left eye? Throughout my life I have had the strong sense that it should not be there and. In my dreams I am frequently blind in that eye or get blinded, one time I woke up and it was still closed. I instinctually close that eye when focusing on things. I am posting this so in like 15 years when I lose it I have proof I knew

hoooooooi chug monstor engy before bed now cannot s;leeep,,,,,,,,,,,,, mistake!

today, in the span of 5 hours i: rammed my arm into a ladder, ran into a wall, spilled paint on the floor, got paint on the wall, tripped on stairs, and spilled a glass of milk on myself. i am gods clumsiest soldier.

freaking it demented style in the club