I Did 20 Popular Tumblr Users' "Top 100/150 Movies" Listicles And Compiled The Top 101 That Reoccur Frequently

today, in the span of 5 hours i: rammed my arm into a ladder, ran into a wall, spilled paint on the floor, got paint on the wall, tripped on stairs, and spilled a glass of milk on myself. i am gods clumsiest soldier.

"my computers overheating-" your computers in heat?!😍😩🤯🫣✨💋✂️💖✨💕

reblog this to put a silly little wizard hat on the person you reblogged it from

at first i thought i was god, now I realise I'm erotic flesh jesus. this is because I can hear the spider. it whispers to me at night while I sleep. gives me divine messages. and makes me hypersexual

I thnink one day I’m going to lose my left eye? Throughout my life I have had the strong sense that it should not be there and. In my dreams I am frequently blind in that eye or get blinded, one time I woke up and it was still closed. I instinctually close that eye when focusing on things. I am posting this so in like 15 years when I lose it I have proof I knew

They should invent spiders that are louder

Always and forever baby!

arthur lester

Im whimsical and can be trusted with responsibility

fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

the real reason the sea level is rising is because global warming is melting the fish