Shitposting Is A Skill Im Blessed To Have Mastered

various doodles of me and my friend's dnd characters!!! theyre so silly to me <3

goobers

i hope the watcher adds a new iterator that i can squosh with my big thumb and feed off of for half a year until i inevitably have enough to go in hibernation for the winter

im boutta become so unbelievably insufferable with this

new vocal stim for echolalia gang (its me im echolalia gang)

little guy <3

i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith

Loopquest! Loopquest! Loopquest!

Is there loopquest?

Or should I say

Star quest

there is infact a starquest!!

it plays out pretty similar to loopquest, where they hang out all day, watch the party die to the king, and reset the loop, BUT. there is an added bonus:

Traveler figures out that Stars is an alternate Siffrin.

granted its not like. super hard to gather lmao- but their dynamic changed pretty substantially afterwards because of it :3

also Stars initiates the friendquest bc hes lonely, given that Traveler usually loops back into the house instead of in Dormont (see: SAAP gameplay) , and Traveler accepts it bc theyre so tired of the repetitive nature of their loops. so they hang out and ignore their problems for a little bit :]

MARCH 28TH MARK YOUR FUCKING CALENDARS ‼️‼️‼️

"YOU IDENTIFY AS NON BINARY????" "YOU GO BY IT/IT'S??" bro I don't even identify as human

man this guy is my favourite character (throws rocks at him) (throws rocks at him) (throws rocks at him) (throws rocks at him (thr

[UNAUTHORIZED LIVE BROADCAST] - [ANNOUNCEMENT] Five Pebbles to Local Group

[ I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT. ]

[ LOOKS TO THE MOON IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER. ]

[ SHE RUSTED MY ENTIRE ITERATOR STRUCTURE! THAT'S RIGHT, SHE OVERCLOCKED HER PROCESSING UNITS USED THE WRATH OF THE ANCIENTS TO RUST MY ENTIRE SUPERSTRUCTURE. ]

[ ...AND SHE SAID HER SOLUTION TO THE "GREAT PROBLEM" WAS THIS BIG. ]

[ I SAID, THAT'S FUCKING STUPID. ]

[ SO, I AM MAKING A CALLOUT POST TO THE ENTIRE LOCAL BROADCAST GROUP! ]

[ MOON, YOUR SOLUTION IS STUPID AS SHIT, ITS AS USELESS AS THIS BLANK PEARL, EXCEPT WAY MORE USELESS. ]

[ NOW, LOOK AT MY SOLUTION. ]

[ ALL PORTABLE, ALL APPLICABLE AND IN FIVE DIFFERENT FLAVORS! ]

[ SHE FUCKED UP MY SUPERSTRUCTURE, SO THIS IS WHAT YOU ARE ALL GOING TO GET, MY SUPERSTRUCTURE PISS! ]

[ HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT MOON?! I DESTROYED MEMORY CRYPTS AND SHADED CITADEL, COMBINED! ]

[ Ahem, anyways, you have 36 cycles until my fucking METALLIC ASS destroys the entire local ecosystem. ]

[ ... ]

[ NOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY MEMORY ARRAYS BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO! ]

(This isn't canon.)