Good Omens Makes The Perfect Meme Template. Also Today's Special Guest: My Cat Mezcal, He's An Asshole

he's a gremlin but I love him

"describe your symptoms" brother i have felt like this since i was 12 unrelentingly

Imagine being able to make stone look soft...

can someone hire me as a lighthouse keeper. my grip on reality is soooo stable and i will behave so normally under conditions of extreme isolation. and i promise i wont try to fuck the light

My puppet is prettier than me

in your 20s you must rediscover the joys of arts and crafts to stave off spiritual decay

(affirming myself in the mirror) if that fictional man was real he would fuck you. He would fuck you. You're his exact type. If he saw you he'd get a boner instantly. He would fuck you he would fu

THE BEAR, 02.06 + Adult Children of Emotionally Immature Parents by Lindsay C. Gibson

(carmy version)