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Fuck this tree in particular. [source video]

When black people do somthing odd: the hell is

Wrong with him/her

When white people do somthing odd: the fuck is wrong with white People

This would be even more perfect if it was a water gun

when you’re almost done and your internet goes down

We all need this type of love

Red Leader has been expecting you. 

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The stamp glue that they actually put on those things are actually disgusting like people have been finding dead rats in the barrel where the glew is stored like dang

But he is such a good boy

10/10 give doggo lots of petting as a tip

Very good boy with respectable job

No we fucking don't

me, at a fancy restaurant: i would like to eat here

receptionist: im sorry you can’t eat here without a reservation

me: *pulls this out of my pocket*

receptionist: *starts sweating* i am so sorry….let me show you to a table