Michael Afton Was So Fucking Dramatic Like I Can Imagine Him Entering The Pizzeria Like

How to deal with somebody saying somthing you don’t like(there is more to this comment)

1. Ask them to stop

2. Ignore them

3. Explain why you don’t like what they said

4. Laugh it off

5. Punch the living shit out of the person even if they never meant to offend you

I don’t know about you but I’m so sick of that omnipresent association of sports/fitness with weight loss as the ultimate goal.

(PS: I’m not sure how efficient punching people is for building muscle mass but I’m afraid she’s had a lot of opportunities so I guess four pounds is probably realistic?)

Yessss

“You’re not my Dad!”

Hahahahaha

Billdip is one of those ships that has many versions of itself and I do agree that some versions of th ship is indeed pedophila and sometimes/a lot of times abusive but what about the versions that have dipper at the age of consent(or older) and make the relationship between bill and dipper none abusive 🤔

Pedophilia is bad. This is not up for debate. This should not be controversial.

Rape is bad. This is not up for debate. This should not be controversial.

Incest is bad. This is not up for debate. This should not be controversial.

Abuse is bad. This is not up for debate. This should not be controversial.

A small rant(? essay?) about Matt from Eddsworld

I’ve always found it funny that the fandom portrays Matt as vain and stupid with no other personality traits (aside from extremely nice in some portrayals). However, in the show this couldn’t be more false.

Now, I know Matt’s vanity was a huge joke in both parts of Space Face, but it’s also hinted at that there’s more of a reason behind it. On many different occasions in Space Face Part 1 and Space Face Part 2, we see that Matt’s vanity depends on other people. The first is in the desire room. Matt’s desire? A bunch of Matts. One of them says, “I can tolerate your existence!” The next occasion is when Bai gets the two to fuel Matt’s vanity. Sure, it started powering up without their help, but it really kicked in when they started complimenting him. And when it was too much vanity and Tom said he didn’t like him? It tanked. And the grand finale? The explosion? That was caused by one little compliment from Tom. That being said, I’d like to point out that in Fun Dead, Matt leaves his entire novelty toy collection to Tom in the event he should die. Tom says that if he dies as well as Matt, he wants the collection burnt. Matt’s visibly upset by this. Now, I’d leave my proof that Matt is extremely OOC when the fandom portrays him, but I have further proof

On to how Matt is actually not all that dumb (and not always the nicest).

First, the obvious, Matt’s intelligence is shown somewhat in Zanta Claws 2 and 3, to a small extent. He questions how a car can fly (2) and points out how Tom’s plan is more than a little annoying and stupid (3). In WTFuture, he manages to take over the entire world and make himself the ruler and creator of just about everything in existence. Tell me it doesn’t take brains to pull that off, time travel or not. Go on, I dare ya. This isn’t the first time he’s pulled off something like that, either. He nearly starts a full-blown zombie apocalypse (and is a fully sentient zombie) in the Zombeh Attack Trilogy. He also brought together an entire zombie army. The fact that he’s killed his friends multiple times is proof enough that he’s no nicer than the rest of them, zombeh attack included.

With all that in mind, the general fandom portrayal just really strange to me, but maybe I’m looking too much into this. Who knows. I just thought I’d get this out.

i just idly thought about the idea of a computer downloading sexualities so i made a comic. i thought it was funny but it might not be

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Yas

“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.

A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.

I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,

“I am the manager.”

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Dats slime is pretty cute tho

give me notes i drew vlahtord