I Lost It At The End

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Yus

Immunity doggo

Yas

If only!

Arthur and Hazel.

Cursed

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Pedophilia is bad. This is not up for debate. This should not be controversial.

Rape is bad. This is not up for debate. This should not be controversial.

Incest is bad. This is not up for debate. This should not be controversial.

Abuse is bad. This is not up for debate. This should not be controversial.

This is one of the best things I’ve seen all day.

i went on photography adventures today and

as it should be

Yus

just in case we all forgot how insane the Cards Against Humanity people were

Chameleon colour-changing paint (source)

Yas

“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.

A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.

I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,

“I am the manager.”