Merlin: I need your help burying a body.
Lancelot, resigned: Again?
Arthur and the other knights overhearing from the next room:
Aziraphale, holding a room full of varying degrees of strangers hostage in a Jane Austen style party, my most beloved
rose meets the doctor for the first time on new years 2005, its the last time he ever sees her. he meets her for the first time later that year, she's never met him either. nine regenerates into ten on christmas 2005, lives his whole life then goes back to see her on new years. nine takes rose to see a sun burn up and her planet die, ten takes rose to new earth and then burns up a sun to say goodbye. rose scatters a message across the universe to lead herself to him. they are timeless they are cyclical they are the beginning and the end of themselves. dont touch me
James “fuck it” Potter
Sirius “fuck me” Black
Remus “fuck off” Lupin
Peter “oh fuck” Pettigrew
Lily “fuck this” Evans
Marlene “fuuuuccck” McKinnon
Mary “fuck you” Macdonald
Dorcas “fuck my life” Meadows
Regulus “fuck everything” Black
Evan “well fuck” Rosier
Barty “for fucks sake” Crouch Jr.
Frank “fuck fuck fuck” Longbottom
Alice “what the fuck” Prewett
Everytime I come onto this hellsite and see one of my silly little queer shows trending I do a silly little dance with a silly little smile on my face
Merlin trending ten years after it left us all traumatized and with trust issues is both my villain origin story and my redemption arc
When merlin gets taken off of Netflix just go to BBC iPlayer fellas, it's free of charge and the whole thing is there
hey sorry your girlfriend erased you from her brain. yeah she didn’t want to absorb your soul so now she doesn’t remember you at all. however her mouth does still remember how to say your name even though she has no idea you exist. yeah she called for you when she was dying but on a conscious level she doesn’t know about that. sorry
Tolya having a poetic reference for every situation he's in just to get shot down before he can fully share it was peak literature nerd behaviour 100/10 do it again
I hope rory kinnear is in every season of OFMD as iterations of the badminton brothers who all die accidentally next to/near Stede