In Which Luigi Is A Schoolteacher For Junior And Learns Ah. Interesting New Things About Himself When

TAUROS IS BALLING!!!!

Legend of Zelda Headcanon:

All of the monsters in Breath of the Wild had wildly different and varying colors before being taken over by malice. After the goo took them over, it sorted them based on strength, and assigned easily readable colors to each power level so that Ganon could tell what strength of troop he’s watching at a glance.

Bokoblins, Moblins, and Hinox had more earthy toned skin, with greens, browns, and grays mixed together to help them camouflage and hunt better than the Crayola Red and Blue colors do.

Lizals and Keese underwent very little change in their coloration, though they were made more vibrant by the malice to more easily distinguish between the types.

Wizzrobes probably didn’t exist before the calamity started, though if they did, they underwent almost no changes.

Lynels got it bad though. The colors in their manes and the variation in their horse halves were wildly variable, with the mane having almost no limits as to what you could see, and the horse half only really restricting to the types of patterns naturally appeared. The markings on Lynels in game, rather than being a naturally occurring thing in the species, is a twist the malice pulled with Lynel’s tattoos and markings of pride, turning them into standard and uniform scrawls while on free Lynels, no too had the same tattoos and each mark really meant something.

Does this raise canon problems?

Absolutely.

I will not change my mind.

hades fans come get your bullshit pspspspsp

You can only reblog this today.

not all have emojis but

My Mudsdale isn’t allowed to just wander around the neighborhood freely. Most of his attempts to take other Pokémon are when they wander onto our property, or when we’re riding out for a walk.

I received Mudsdale from a family member who bought him a few months after I fully dedicated to running a ranch, which is when I started breeding Doduo. He was already a 7 year old Mudsdale at that point, and as far as I checked with the local Pokémon Center and research sources, his general behavior wasn’t too far out of the norm…

As far as I know, he was bred for competitive battling but had an injury early enough in life to skew training to be too troubling, so the original owners sold him to a suburban family who kept him alone… beyond that, I just know my aunt bought him from a different rehoming situation and then passed him off to me.

I through the socialization with the Doduo, Dodrio, and a few other Pokémon I’ve acquired would be enough to help balance out his herd nature, but he just started trying to corral Pokémon on walks or that the neighbors let wander around about a month ago.

My main partner (Mudsdale, M10) has been trying to kidnap the other Pokémon he sees around the neighborhood, and I’ve had to return half of them because they’re already owned and just being adopted by my giant mud horse.

I think he’s trying to start his own herd/family, but he was raised by himself, and I’ve only had other Pokémon for about two or three years, so I think it’s just instinct kicking in…

Got any Mudbray or other equine Pokémon that he could buddy up with? I’ve got space enough…

i'm trying to interpret this correctly, but...is your mudsdale just. allowed to wander around other people's properties? i'm surprised your neighbors haven't called the rangers on you yet. it's your responsibility to keep your pokemon contained on your property. even if your neighbors are doing the same, it's highly irresponsible to just let your pokemon wander, especially one as large and powerful as a mudsdale.

it's also concerning that your mudsdale has been alone most of its life. these are herding animals that need company. i'm glad you have other pokemon now, but that is a serious welfare concern.

we do currently have a mudbray up for adoption, but until you address the containment of your mudsdale, we cannot adopt out to you.

UTより。TorielさんとAsgoreさんです。

The lovely power response to “I fucked ya girl.”

“I’ve been in a homosexual relationship with your father for longer than you’ve existed.”

shipping soriel and kingdings concurrently is the funniest thing you could do

Advice that’s already out there probably:

if you’re grinding Tera raids in Pokémon SV, and find yourself against an electric type with paralysis being a problem, pop the Covert Cloak on.

Nuzzle will deal next to no damage, and the AI will prioritize it because it sees the potential to paralyze.

I’ve decided to take up the pass time of Paldean Tauros breeding.

I made a sandwich that instantly made these Five adore me, and I have already gathered over 20 eggs…

I’ve been doing this for about half an hour total. Boy howdy, am I not excited to hatch the eggs, but I’m ready.