Guess Who Got Some New Garters! My Friend Took This At The Mall So If I Look Shy, That's Why.

Guess who got a pair of thigh highs!

i got them from a friend, so they don't fit the best. anyone know a good place to buy those sock suspenders?

Update: I am no longer suffering from undiagnosed suicidal ideation.

Has anyone decoded what soos says when he is possessed by bill on thisisnotawebsitedotcom.com, I don't have the book yet, so I am just curious if anyone broke this new cipher. The pic above is what he says btw

welcome to the first horny and (mostly) mentally stable post of mine. enjoy my ass.

sorry to my 2 followers for being gone so long; I was binge watching the German dub/sub of murder drones.

I know this is supposed to be my silly ha-ha cock and balls account, but I am in that "what am I doing with my life"/"what SHOULD I be doing with my life" phase and I need some advice. what job should I try for? I wanted to be a soldier for the longest time but the whole military industrial complex can be just a tad horrifying (please see Smedley butler). and I was considering being a law enforcer but then I thought "what if there's another ruby ridge, I don't wanna pull that trigger". what I'm trying to say is, anyone got any ideas beyond "fuck it p.m.c. time"

they say war never changes, but I remember being told of a time when knight's murder was something to avenge, and warriors were treated with respect even in death. now if your stationed at fort hood your liable to be murdered by a serial killer and labeled awol for being murdered by a serial killer.

I FINALLY GOT SOME THIGH GARTERS

how do I look?

here's some more 40k stuff because I didn't realize i liked it that much. the helmet was my attempt to make a primaris style mouth plate for chaos because i didn't realize that already existed.

some more old doodles, the one on the left was based on 40k iron warriors. I have no idea what I was doing on the right.