INFJ / Math
Either worst or least favourite
I have a theory I want to test
INTJ / English
welp, I am now over a month into quarantine. I have not seen any person face-to-face that is not my family for over five weeks. Chances are that quarantine will be extended anyways. my motivation to do literally anything has plummeted, until i end up lying on the floor knowing that i should be doing something productive, but not having enough self control to make myself actually do the thing. sigh.
Watercolor painting, trying to do a Hades and Persephone type thing. Took me about an hour and a half, and I had a lot of fun doing it :)
Past writing from other account
Amirah growled, digging through her leather satchel. “Third time this week…” She muttered angrily to herself. “It cannot be gone!” Her skirts were starting to get muddy from her hands being occupied elsewhere, but she could care less.
First her fan, then her favorite cloak, and now, the cherry on top of the cake, her dance slippers. Gone. Vanished. She closed the clasp on her satchel and swung it back over her shoulder, turning on her heel and walking back down the muddy streets towards home.
“Mother won’t be happy…” She groaned at herself. Mother was never happy, at least not with her. With seven younger siblings, all of the maternal joy was gifted lavishly on them. But Amirah, being the oldest, well, she was supposed to pull her own weight.
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T O A D B U N S
Gryffindor
The Count of Monte Cristo by Alexandre Dumas
Henry V by William Shakespeare
Beowulf
War and Peace by Leo Tolstoy
Les Miserables by Victor Hugo
Profiles in Courage by John F. Kennedy
The Diary of a Young Girl by Anne Frank
Histories by Herodatus
Democracy in America by Alexis de Tocqueville
Hufflepuff
East of Eden by John Stenbeck
Othello by William Shakespeare
To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee
Twelfth Night by William Shakespeare
Siddhartha by Hermann Hesse
Love In the Time of Cholera by Gabriel Garcia Marquez
White Fang by Jack London
The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald
The Hunchback of Notre Dame by Victor Hugo
A Tree Grows in Brooklyn by Betty Smith
Ravenclaw
Farenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury
The Divine Comedy by Dante Alighieri
The Brothers Karamazov by Fyodor Dostoyevsky
The Brief, Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz
Animal Farm by George Orwell
Frankenstein by Mary Shelley
The Odyssey by Homer
Middlemarch by George Eliot
Catch-22 by Joseph Heller
Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll
Slytherin
The Art of War by Sun Tzu
All the King’s Men by Robert Penn Warren
Hamlet by William Shakespeare
The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde
The Autumn of the Patriarch by Gabriel Garcia Marquez
The Prince by Niccolo Machiavelli
Brave New World by Aldous Huxley
A Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess
Macbeth by William Shakespeare
Dracula by Bram Stoker
I recently started journaling and for some reason I feel a lot less anxious and I get things done?
It was a hit and run type thing, her apartment had been broken into. But, as criminals go, once you become one the police don’t particularly like to help. Alara gave a broken, raspy cough. Panicking would do her no good now. She wasn’t afraid of death, almost welcoming it. But she didn’t want to leave him alone to clean up her mess.
“What kinda problem exactly?” He sat up, swinging his legs off of the bed and rubbing the bridge of his nose. Normally he wouldn’t be quite so concerned about why she was calling at whatever godforsaken hour this was, but this time... this time something was different.
Her breathing grew shallower, and she bit her lip trying to hold back a whine of pain before completely breaking down in sobs, curling around herself. She pulled her hand away from her stomach and watched the drops of blood fall off of her fingers onto the floor.
“Alara?” His voice was sharp, all of the warning lights going off at once. “Alara what’s going on?” He flicked the light on, wincing at the brightness as he began the search for his jacket.
“Something happened...”
“I know that already.” He growled. “So help me tell me what’s wrong.”
“Someone broke into my apartment.”
He stopped dead in his tracks for one split second, before shaking himself out of it. She lived only a mile or two away, it would be alright.
“Are you hurt?” He asked carefully.
She hesitated in her answer.
“Y-you’re... Evan you’re not going to make it in time.” Her voice was soft, soothing. As if it would help.
A sat crying, finger hovering shakily over the call button. B would be asleep, and they didn’t want to wake them- they were a bad enough morning person as it was. But they needed help, and desperately. They didn’t think they had much time left.
The phone rang for a while, the tone echoing throughout the stone walls of the room they were in, before B’s croaky voice answered.
“What sorta time do you call this?”
“Hey, B…” A said, their voice small, “I’m sorry to wake you up… I wouldn’t call if it wasn’t important…”
“It’s… it’s okay,” B replied groggily, “what’s up?”
“I have a slight problem…” said A, “I’m uh… in a little bit of trouble-”
“Oh…? That doesn’t sound good.”
“No…” A sobbed, looking down at the blood beginning to seep through their shirt. “It’s really not.”
Aspect this book will teach you: AMAZING WORLD-BUILDING
Too much time has passed since the powerful dragon Tintaglia helped the people of the Trader cities stave off an invasion of their enemies. The Traders have forgotten their promises, weary of the labor and expense of tending earthbound dragons who were hatched weak and deformed by a river turned toxic. If neglected, the creatures will rampage–or die–so it is decreed that they must move farther upriver toward Kelsingra, the mythical homeland whose location is locked deep within the dragons’ uncertain ancestral memories. Thymara, an unschooled forest girl, and Alise, wife of an unloving and wealthy Trader, are among the disparate group entrusted with escorting the dragons to their new home. And on an extraordinary odyssey with no promise of return, many lessons will be learned–as dragons and tenders alike experience hardships, betrayals … and joys beyond their wildest imaginings. (Goodreads summary)
Honestly, it blows my mind that anyone could have created the world in this series. The way the world is set out, the cultures and ways of living, the unique trade, the creatures, the history, the motivation of the characters, and the prejudices the characters have to face are all tied in so well together. This series offers a completely different world that still manages to be realistic AF. I would definitely recommend this series.
Aspect this book will teach you: REALISTIC FIRST PERSON POV
Zinzi has a Sloth on her back, a dirty 419 scam habit and a talent for finding lost things. But when a little old lady turns up dead and the cops confiscate her last paycheck, she’s forced to take on her least favourite kind of job – missing persons. Being hired by reclusive music producer Odi Huron to find a teenybop pop star should be her ticket out of Zoo City, the festering slum where the criminal underclass and their animal companions live in the shadow of hell’s undertow. Instead, it catapults Zinzi deeper into the maw of a city twisted by crime and magic, where she’ll be forced to confront the dark secrets of former lives – including her own. (Goodread summary)
The way in which Lauren Beukes tells the story through her protagonist’s perspective is so realistic that you manage to forget that Zinizi is only a fictional character. The ways in which things are described, the main character’s attitude and the way in which the city of Johannesburg is represented through Zinzi’s eyes is stunningly contemporary and accurate.
If you want to learn how to write a modern character’s POV with realistic humour and pessimism, this book is for you.
Aspect this book will teach you: CREATING BELIEVABLE MAGIC SYSTEMS
Eragon and the fledgling dragon must navigate the dangerous terrain and dark enemies of an empire ruled by a king whose evil knows no bounds. Can Eragon take up the mantle of the legendary Dragon Riders? When Eragon finds a polished blue stone in the forest, he thinks it is the lucky discovery of a poor farm boy; perhaps it will buy his family meat for the winter. But when the stone brings a dragon hatchling, Eragon realizes he has stumbled upon a legacy nearly as old as the Empire itself. Overnight his simple life is shattered, and he is thrust into a perilous new world of destiny, magic, and power. With only an ancient sword and the advice of an old storyteller for guidance, Eragon and the fledgling dragon must navigate the dangerous terrain and dark enemies of an Empire ruled by a king whose evil knows no bounds. Can Eragon take up the mantle of the legendary Dragon Riders? The fate of the Empire may rest in his hands… (Goodreads summary)
The Inheritance Cycle will forever be one of my favourite book series. This is partly due to the fact that Eragon was the first fantasy book I read where the magic system made complete sense to me and was believable. The way in which the toll magic takes is described, as well the main character’s journey to becoming a powerful magic-wielder are done so well. It is well worth the read.
Aspect this book will teach you: BREAKING THE RULES OF WRITING LIKE A BADASS MF
Wanted by no one. Hunted by everyone. Sixteen-year-old Nathan lives in a cage: beaten, shackled, trained to kill. In a modern-day England where two warring factions of witches live amongst humans, Nathan is an abomination, the illegitimate son of the world’s most terrifying and violent witch, Marcus. Nathan’s only hope for survival is to escape his captors, track down Marcus, and receive the three gifts that will bring him into his own magical powers—before it’s too late. But how can Nathan find his father when there is no one safe to trust, not even family, not even the girl he loves? Half Bad is an international sensation and the start of a brilliant trilogy: a gripping tale of alienation and the indomitable will to survive. (Goodreads summary)
I absolutely adore the way this novel (and the whole series) is written. Green has some chapters that are only a word long, pages of only punctuation marks, sections where the POV is unclear etc. She breaks all the rules we were taught to follow and it makes the book all the better. Green uses language and form in ways that I would never have thought of to convey her characters’ emotions and it is an amazing experience to read how she does this.
Aspect this book will teach you: ALLEGORY DONE RIGHT
Tired of their servitude to man, a group of farm animals revolt and establish their own society, only to be betrayed into worse servitude by their leaders, the pigs, whose slogan becomes: “All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.” Published in 1945, this powerful satire of the Russian Revolution under Stalin remains as vivid and relevant today as it was on its first publication. (Goodreads summary)
As you can see from the blurb above, this book uses a deceptively simple story line to comment on political problems. The way this novel uses allegory and satire is iconic. If you want to learn about commenting on politics or other world issues in an ironic and unique way, give this book a read. It’s a very easy and short read - so, do yourself the favour.
Victoria Priessnitz
Hello! Just your local chaos gremlin. Twenty year old lesbian figuring things out.
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