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In 1944 a kitten named George (short for General Electric) was saved from drowning by a U.S. Navy crew member. George was then photographed and given a liberty card and detailed health record. Source.

MC: Life is a tornado, and im just a cow being spun around for cinematic value.

fatima aamer bilal, from i mother it the absence of her, iii. i am not a person that can be loved for a very long time excerpt from moony moonless sky.

If I was a mage in the dungeon meshi universe, I'd figure out how to enchant living paintings and then commission some artists to paint me a bunch of pictures of magnificent feasts. Then I'd rent out a gallery space and charge entry to my Magical Food Hall, where you can eat as much of anything you want and not experience any of the consequences. Think of the possibilities. I'm not just talking about calories and weight loss here. I'd have a painting of a bakery where gluten-free people can gorge themselves on bread and cakes and then leap out of the painting before the vomiting sets in. I'd have an ice cream parlor for the lactose intolerant. One painting is just called "The Allergen Feast" and is a table laden with things like nuts, soy products, shellfish, etc. I'd have a painting of a county fair with the most insane types of fried food imaginable. I'm planning an expansion, but first I gotta consult some religious experts to see if eating imaginary painted food that isn't kosher/halal is technically against the rules or not.

Head of a Woman with the Horns of a Ram (detail), 1853, by Jean Léon Gérôme.

there are 2 kinds of mangaka when drawing: the ones that hate woman and the ones that love woman

And, guys...

i think ryoko kui really loves woman.

Across the Mammonverse

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father in law still loves u maggie

MC: God give me patience.

Simeon: I think you mean "God give me strength".

MC, looking at the demon brothers: If God gave me strength everyone would be dead.

MC: How fucking dare you?

Lucifer: Excuse me?

MC: How dare you stand there trying to warn about Solomon?

Lucifer: You don't even know half of the things your beloved teacher has done. And I'm confident he doesn't have the gall to tell you either.

MC: I don't need to know about his past to judge his character.

Lucifer: You'd be dead if we left you to him!

MC: And I definitely did die when I was left upto you and your lot!

Lucifer: ....

MC: And guess who kept me alive and well enough to stand here and talk to you? Solomon.

Lucifer: MC, about Belphie I-

MC: I would never expect you to choose a mere human's life over your brother's tantrums but I know someone else would.

Solomon: It's okay, MC. Don't waste your breath on them. *holds out his hand*

MC: *takes his hand and starts to leave* Just because I have been nice enough to never use the pacts against you doesn't mean I'll be nice forever. So watch yourself.

Lucifer: MC...