In 1944 A Kitten Named George (short For General Electric) Was Saved From Drowning By A U.S. Navy Crew

I will always appreciate how passionate Senshi is about food that he is also very petiente with people who does not share that

I've seen picky eaters being pressured and scold by not eating certain foods, instead Senshi wants to teach you, and make it enjoyable, and understands the importance of baby steps

Whenever Vox is deep in thought he has his Voxtech logo bouncing around on his screen like the old dvd logo

WTF DUOLINGO💀 I'm nearly had a heart attack when I first saw it lol😅

Awww:((

Me when there are no more Obey me x mc headcanons, imagines, fanfics, or incorrect quotes since I have already read all of them:

Short​ queen​​ 👑✨✨

all these gay girls are like "wow i want a big lady to step on me" but where is the love for short girls stepping on you? short girl intimidating you with her presence and body language alone until you fall over and she steps on you?? short girl taking down a girl who's much taller than her and making her submit??? where's the love for my shadow of the colossus bitches???

In case you didn't know

GODDAMMIT I​ DON'T​ WANT​ TO​ ADMIT IT!!

but​ it's​ true:'((((

I NEED TO READ I NEED TO WRITE I NEED TO CREATE I NEED TO DRAW I NEED TO CLEAN I NEED TO WORK OUT I NEED TO LEARN *watches YouTube for 6 hours*

Light of Life

watching gen z and millennials make fun of gen alpha has been torturous. "But they're actually stupid" 1. theyre middle schoolers 2. isn't that what older gens said about us? don't you remember being 11?

it truly is just "impulse reaction to cringe <- has not yet unlearned shame"

the cycle continues let me out of here

guys. guys I think we should kill cringe culture

Therapist: *looks up from her notebook* So, what brings you two here?

MC: He murdered me.

Belphegor: And I regret it.

MC: But Lucifer wants us to "actually talk about it" instead of making jokes that "make everyone concerned."

Belphegor: Can I nap in here?

MC: You have a nice office.

Therapist: Uh... *smiles nervously* How about we schedule weekly sessions from here on...?