Ashau kwon-sum nash-veh tu, ashayam t'nash-veh
I seem to fall more and more °~☆ every single day ☆~°
Wishing the people who remove benches in public spaces a very die
Good fucking luck op
Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care
Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck
There is not enough Water in the entire world to hydrate my veins
The light leaves my eyes Ears roar, legs quiver, head spins Help me! I’m falling
I’m so god damn cold Pass me that woolen blanket Just kidding I’m hot
Thoughts every morning? “Give me gatorade and salt” “Heart can you just not”
Ow ow ow ow ow Fuck the people who said there would be no pain
BP and HR You are pissy little shits Just work together
Digestive system? Circulation? Brain function? What even is that? Everything my Body does on its own is Basically fucked.
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people big ableist widespread ignore people talk hard. autism schizo others. taking lots effort word way people reblog. not asking need understand read know learn us. try
nobody tries get into head learn saying what saying. discouraging!!!!! tiring. lonely. big dark room fumbling tap walls nobody there keep tapping!!!!! tap tap tap nobody listens wants to TRIES understand
just asking stop ignore. pretend not exist please. not pay attention lots always schizo autism violence hurt trauma. this perpetuates
listen when talk even if not understand. try please
please reblog
pink in the night
possible results include: stabbing, cannibalism, frogs, blogging from Mariana Trench and being god 💖
please tag what you got!
first step : MUSIC!!!! LOUD AS FUCK BRO!!!!!!!!! NOONES STOPPING U!!! (except for ur parents but who cares theyre the ones who r forcing u to clean in the first place if their fragile hearts get upset what fuck do i give) ok next u set a reward which would be u get to play ur new games!!! yay!!! doesnt that sound cool!!!
second : DUMP EVERYTHING ON THE FLOOR ONTO UR BED!!!!!!!!!! why? because it makes me HAVE to clean it up or i wont be able to sleep. good strategy i'd say
third: sweep sweep and vacuum yaayayyayay floors r clean now hooray!!!!!!!
fourth: dump everything on ur desks or shelf or wtv onto ur bed and then clean those too!!!!!! yay now they're clean too!!!!!!!
BREAK TIME!!!!!!!!!! HAVE A SNACK!!!! MAKE UR FAV DRINK IDC!!!!!!!!!
fifth: now u have to deal with... The Pile...but no worry!!!! we'll handle it like that unpacking game. you take one thing out, choose where to store it.. and put it there!!! then u do that with everythign else and youll be done in no time!!!
sixth: hm.... somethings not right... okay so take a step out and go back in and if something looks wrong u fix it. it doesn thave to be perfect!!! youve just gotta be happy with it.
and that's... it? i'm done??? that's so cool!!! im so proud of myself aaaaaaa thisis so great