Martha Morgan And Charlotte Smith Butchmaxxing

"have you learned how to drive yet" i have the spirit of friendship in my heart. the joy of lifes little things in my soul. the whimsy of magic. the beautiful enjoyment of nature. the answer is no though

Mah best friend is a proud bisexual

reblog if ur bi, ur not biphobic, or ur best friend is a beautiful valid bisexual

imagine being darth vader waiting LITERALLY twenty years to kill obi wan kenobi. revenge is one of the few things keeping you going. your time finally comes when your old master boards the death star. and instead of putting up a proper fight he lets you strike him down and has the audacity to disappear into thin air leaving only his fucking robes! how utterly unsatisfying. obi wan knew what he was doing. that lil smirk said it all. he asked himself, am I the drama? why yes! and poofed out of existence

I ship myself with academic success and contentment

DO IT YOU MOTHERFUCKERS !

thank you 4 coming to my ted talk

Put John Mulaney on Brooklyn Nine-Nine you cowards

I have found the holy trinity of wholesome uno reverse cards

racists after tumblr banned #racism

(in tears) next year i will have so much fun!