Penelope “you’re Always My Husband” And Odysseus “next To My Wife” Of Ithaca Everyone

Ugh people get your stuff right

Me when someone says abortion is murder

straight people will never understand how therapeutic it is to hear the words “her girlfriend” or “his boyfriend” or how I ascend to heaven when I hear “her wife” and “his husband”

Anybody else amiright

Once I finish killing this guy the cycle of violence will be over, trust me guys

i just hope dykes like me. thats what its all about really

Odysseus said he was gonna become the monster to "everyone but us" but neglected to inform his crew that "us" had three members and the other two are in Ithica.

they are Cancelling me for dealing with my grief as best i can . also for the vicious war Crimes

jujutsu kaisen is about two men with such godawful personalities that they are literally the only people who can stand each other. and then they break up and decide to make it everyone else’s problem

When your wife tells you that you killed all her suitors in her dream in which you were also an eagle and them geese, you do not say "that's a weirdly specific dream", you say "there is no way of twisting this dream to give some other meaning. Those suitors are soooo doomed. None shall escape the death which is their fate."

racists after tumblr banned #racism