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here have 10 pieces of writing advice that have stuck with me over the years

every character’s first line should be an introduction to who they are as a person

even if you only wrote one sentence on a really bad day, that’s still one sentence more than you had yesterday

exercise restraint when using swear words and extra punctuation in order for them to pack a punch when you do use them

if your characters have to kiss to show they’re in love, then they’re not in love

make every scene interesting (or make every scene your favorite scene), otherwise your readers will be just as bored as you

if you’re stuck on a scene, delete the last line you wrote and go in a different direction, or leave in brackets as placeholders

don’t compare your first draft to published books that could be anywhere from 3rd to 103rd drafts

i promise you the story you want to tell can fit into 100k words or less

sometimes the book isn’t working because it’s not ready to be written or you’re not ready to write it yet; let it marinate for a bit so the idea can develop as you become a better writer

a story written in chronological order takes a lot more discipline and is usually easier to understand than a story written with flashbacks

IT'S TIME FOR SEASON 4 BITCH

I'm very excited

Be nicer to pan-cakes, we're not bisexuality and we do exist

can like

y'all be nicer to:

•non-binary

•trans

•bi

•aro

•ace

•poly

And

•pan

folks?! just like. don’t be a dick. they’re just as lgbt as you.

Ahahaha

kristen stewart on the tonight show with jimmy fallon

Love to see Mbappe losing to a South American team after he said South American football was not as advanced as European football. <3

me

Guy whose wife comes out to him as a lesbian and he just sighs and starts googling ‘estrogen near me’

yes i would greenlight another 327 episodes of supernatural if it meant seeing castiel yes i would do it all again. Wouldnt you. for him