ZEUS! Boop Me Many Many Times, And My Life Is Yours!

reblog to blow up a transphobe

Ambiguity my beloved

Reblog if you

1. Want to get pegged by a 9-15 foot tall plant women

2. Your Flort looks REALLY cute right now

Or

3. You could absolutely DEVOUR some garlic bread right now

But don’t say which one it is

I do like how they talk about how they will "never grow eyelashes" while using a picture of someone with eyelashes.

“Alexandria’s Genesis, a.k.a violet eyes (a genetic mutation).

When someone is born with Alexandria’s Genesis, their eyes are blue or gray at birth. After six months, the eyes begin to change from their original color to purple, and this process lasts six months. During puberty, the color deepens to dark purple, a deep purple, a royal purple, or a violet-blue color and remains that way. It does not affect the person’s eyesight. Those who have this mutation will never grow any facial, body, pubic, or anal hair (not including hair on their head, on their ears, noses, eyebrows and eyelashes). Women also do not menstruate, but are fertile”

Thanks! Huge shoutout to you too!

huge shoutout to trees and also rain

In the human mind, the worst thing one can be, is wrong.

Bop it. Twist it. Jork it.

This is what reading the news in america feels like these days

the king picked the guy with skull shoulderpads for the court magician job, which is exciting

So, were any of you going to tell me that hatsune miku is the voice of nyan cat or was i just supposed to have already known that?

Bestie help whats the fetish

Minecraft movie spoilers out of context