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sometimes you dont eat fruit for awhile and then you eat some fruit and you're like oh fuck its fruit

I JUST FOUND OUT ITS DISABILITY PRIDE MONTH WE ARE BACK BABY!

(I'm not diagnosed but if I don't have ADHD then I give up.)

(not as sure about Autism but it would make a shit ton of sense)

Happy end of pride month

I will now stop being queer and die in a hole

hi!! i saw your jamil/azul/idia ship headcanons and i was wondering if you'd be open to writing some vil/idia headcanons? they're a bit of a rarepair which i think is a bit of a shame since they're pretty much my favorite twst ship!! if you don't like that ship it's okay if you make it platonic too.

HIIII I personally don't ship this so these headcanons might be sub-par but I'll try to make it cute!

Beauty and... Ok I don't really know. They've got something. No one on campus expects Vil shoeinheit(I CANT SPELL HIS LAST NAME) to end up dating IDIA. Out of all people, Idia? They'll get over it.

Ortho plays matchmaker.

Vil practically adopts Ortho.

Vil and Idia are that couple you'd never expect but they work so well it's a mystery.

Introvert/Extrovert :D

Vil does Idia lipstick and eyeliner.

Vil walks into the Idia's room after a long day and just- lays on the bed watching him game. No words. No thoughts. Just game.

Idia's ghost marriage suit was designed by Vil. (I don't know shit about that event.)

HE ASKED FOR NO. PICKLES.

Azul is so fed up with Idia's ranting (before Idia realized he had a crush) and just scream JUST ASK HIM OUT. Idia was shocked.

Promise rings. Expensive ones.

"I got you a gift~" "eh? Uh. Thank you!"

That gift cost enough for a month of groceries.

Idia falls first Vil falls harder.

(Authors Note: I hope you like these!!! These two have a vibe. Like. An aesthetic. Like- the bright hair and Idia's gaming lights. Theyre so neon.)

How the Geneva Drive (the mechanical step that makes the second hand on a clock work by turning constant rotation into intermittent motion) works.

So are they gay or?

I will take this to heart. I am deleting life. Goodbye.

Not a Twst thing but- (JJK)

im watching jjk (jujitsu kaisen) for the first time and im in the middle of episode 13 and about 13:20 in the weird Sukuna guy says something like "i dot care if you die i only care about him" and megumi's face shows up. HELLO? is this a thing? ive never heard of this before what? should i be scared? Megumi's my favorite character and??? i spoiled myself on like half the story before i even started watching it and ive never heard of that?

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imagine the most meanspirited, unlikeable, rude, bitter, self centered, negative person you can think of. not a rapist, not a murderer, not an abuser. just a charmless, tactless, dyed in the wool asshole you wouldn't want to spend two seconds with. now assume they get sick, not with the flu, but with a long term, serious illness that limits their ability to provide for themself. a society in which that person is left to die alone because nobody likes them on a personal level is a failed society.

I'm trying my best I promise T-T

(in all seriousness I'm working on the new requests and a few non requests but life is kicking my ass and school is starting soon so my hands are a little full. They're coming soon though so be patient!)