Look At The Moon!

Suicide of Lucretia

— by Meester met de Papegaai

Nine-Fingers Keene. I want that woman to stab me, then fuck me, then stab me again. Then I can die slowly while watching her and Jaheira fuck each other.

I found another aaa dialogue from when you side against the Guild :')

If you side with her against the Zhents for the fight but then double cross her with Minsc you get this:

The fucking parallels I'm crying 😭

they should invent a medicine that makes the aching jagged wound in your soul close

When ur mutuals w/ some cool ass people rb if u agree

Yeah I’m into crypto… Cryptobranchus alleganiensis, that is.

The European stereotype of American ice cube consumption is sadly accurate as I’ve just realized I have at least 28 ice cubes in my water cup. The Europeans would kick me out if I ever tried to cross the pond, I fear.

lets go no contact with mama

Been thinking about Jaheira.

Specifically, about Jaheira making fun of me.

And even more specifically, about Jaheira making fun of me for being a ridiculous and overdramatic slut because I've lost all coherence from how well she's fucking me.

I think it would fix me.

👀