The Girl You’re Flirting With Is Going Home Early To Write 70k+ Words About Having Sex With A Video

Stop 🛑 ✋

I need to know who in your ship only sleeps with one pillow and who needs a minimum of 4 carefully placed pillows or their body snaps in half/shatters

Who I would like to be:

Minthara Baenre

Cunty

Crushes the spark from her enemies eyes for power and dominance

Believes men are dirt

Fucking gorgeous

Who I actually am:

Dame Aylin

Friend to all and absolutely worships my partner

Only mean when others are mean to me first

Believes everyone is equal under Selûne

Scarred and somehow always spotted with dirt

erin lecount, sweet fruit

hi everybody please reblog this and tell me your go-to coffee order right now and if you don't like coffee feel free to include your go-to tea order instead

The European stereotype of American ice cube consumption is sadly accurate as I’ve just realized I have at least 28 ice cubes in my water cup. The Europeans would kick me out if I ever tried to cross the pond, I fear.

Blep!

i'll reach you

romancing minthara as karlach is so Fucking Cute

it's the black cat/golden retriever dynamic everyone loves

but also karlach my beloved you gotta get you a wife who's ready to swan dive into hell with or without you