I’m not stealing my sweet, murderous, thieving, angel baby’s things!
very fun as a rogue to just go from vault to vault taking literally everything in the counting house high security zone while glitterbeard is right behind us going "would you stop :/" very halfheartedly
Reunions
I don't know much but I know I want to give Jaheira more kids
Very normal bg3 activities...
I could be wrong, hear me out. A few years age gap, maybe 21/25 isn’t really older woman/younger woman yuri. That’s relatively the same age. You’ve likely had a lot of the same experiences and grew up with the same culture.
150 and 42? Yeah. 43 and 22? Also yeah.
"come home and see my girl cave :)" I say flirtily. You agree, imagining a rec room with some couches and maybe a few vintage consoles. I lead you down into the basement, where I have carved out a slimy grotto with its own ecosystem. by the time you see me dive into the water and come up with a fish in my teeth, it's too late. You want to fuck me so badly.
I wish Mythbusters was still around so we could see them fuck up a Cybertruck
the worst is wanting to create and create and create but being trapped in a body that is so so so so tired