Magic Men Never Know How To Fight

two raves this week and i am going to make pants ??? and overall dress???? not from scratvch but i will try

HELP! I made this edit last night when I was loopy on my meds and I sent it to my partner while they were asleep and totally forgot until I opened our chat this morning.

Me as an art critic: this piece really explores the… Misogyny of the artist 🤔

one day i will catch all the fish

missed opportunity to wear my “women want me, fish fear me” hat

i was just trying to joke about the nudity : ) everyone says they're girlfriends and its so real and i love it thank you for all the extra info!!

im almost out of xena warrior princess : (

alsoo did HBO take over production? this show is just fully on board that theyre girlfriends and theyre no longer just head up in the bath, i just say both of their butts????

holy heck this is so accurate

Stargate SG-1 as dogs

boyfriends :)

i miss them 🐛 🐟

I can never leave Tumblr because after years of sporadic therapy utterly failed to even approach the core of my problem some random tumblr user was like “I processed my trauma by writing a 10,000 word work of filthy fanfic erotica” and I was like “fuck it I’ve tried everything else” and now I’m 17 chapters and 20,000 words deep into an unpublishable work of obscenity and after careful literary analysis with one of the Beloved Mutuals I have come to some Terrible Revelations about my childhood and may now continue the process of Healing. Where else am I supposed to get this kind of experience. Who does this. Why are we like this. I’m never leaving. I love y’all.

snail love 💗