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hi! i stepped out of dramione fandom for the last couple of years, and i was wondering if there are any new, well written and well characterized fics? preferably post hogwarts era but iâll take anything, i just want to get back into it đ
Here are some newer, completed stories that are fairly popular and definitely worth reading:Â
Manacled By: SenLinYu -M- Harry Potter is dead. In the aftermath of the war, in order to strengthen the might of the magical world, Voldemort enacts a repopulation effort. Hermione Granger has an Order secret, lost but hidden in her mind, so she is sent as an enslaved surrogate to the High Reeve until her mind can be cracked. COMPLETE. (Dark, contains non-con)
Love and Other Misfortunes By: SenLinYu -M- Following the Battle of Hogwarts, Hermione Granger has devoted her career to the rights of magical beings and works reluctantly with the sardonic ministry lobbyist, Draco Malfoy. But there is ancient magic at work in the aftermath of the War and its consequence will be severe if Hermione fails to look up from her legislation and notice it. COMPLETE.
All You Want SenLinYu - E- Eighth Year at Hogwarts was supposed to be Hermioneâs. And it is, just not in the way she expects. Omegaverse fic.
The Right Thing To Do By: lovesbitca8 -M- Hermione felt the pounding in her ears again. She would see him for the first time since the Great Hall, gaunt and stricken at the Slytherin table with his mother clutching his arm. She hadn't meant to look for him. Not in the corridors, not beneath the white sheets of the fallen, not on the way to the Chamber of Secrets with Ron, but she was a stupid girl. (first in a series!)
Every Part of Me By: PotionChemist -M- Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy have been hiding a secret for the past five years. Something brought them together during sixth year and then the war ripped them apart. Four years after Voldemort's defeat, Hermione is married to Ron Weasley and Draco has recently married Astoria Greengrass. They reconnect at the annual Victory Ball... A/B/O fic. **Non-Con in Ch 40**
Queen of Swords By: ravenslight Hermione Granger is the weapon they never intended to create. And she will bow down to no one. / Voldemort wins AU. Slowburn Dramione.
Traditions by raven_maiden - E - Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy fell in love during the war. One year later, they're heading home for the holidays so he can finally meet her parents. There's just one teeny little problem: her parents think they're both Muggles.
Clean By: olivieblake -M- Malfoy's handsome face was contoured into a condescending smirk. "No faith in that giant brain of yours, Granger?" She looked up at him defiantly. "Maybe I don't have faith in you!" she said, raising her voice. Malfoy only looked at her. "You'll find I'm very surprising." Dramione AU, Year 6 with a slow burn and a killer twist. Book I of "This World or Any Other" series. COMPLETE.
The Commoner's Guide to Bedding a Royal By: olivieblake Objectively speaking, Hermione Granger knows Britain has a monarchy, just as she knows Prince Draco (the grandson of the King of England) is probably off somewhere living his royal life in total unrelation to hers. Seeing as she isn't delusional, she doesn't really expect to be his friend. She doesn't expect anything that comes after, either. Dramione, modern royalty AU. COMPLETE. (first in a series)
Sweetly Broken By: LadyKenz347 As the dust settles following the Battle of Hogwarts, Draco's confidence, belief system, and world are shattered. In an attempt to mend his broken pieces, he turns to vials that take the pain away. But once the high's are no longer so high and the lows get so much lower, Draco has to start a journey of healing and redemption that often hurts more than it helps.
The Gloriana Set ThebeMoon - M- The War is won, and Hermione Granger is back at Hogwarts as an âEighth Yearâ, feeling reckless and determined to shed her prim bookworm persona. She will do as she pleases, and anyone who doesnât like it will see the business end of her wand. Also returning is Draco Malfoy, universally hated but determined to restore his familyâs name. Hermioneâs hopes for a quiet school year are quickly dashed as she contends with mischievous First Years, killer plants, enchanted hair accessories, a totally inappropriate Moaning Myrtle, renegade Death Eaters, a nice vampire, a poorly named study group, a depraved party, and mysterious, threatening blood messages on the castle walls. We have redemption, partial redemption and (sadly or hilariously) no redemption at all. Throw in a snarky, disturbingly attractive Draco with his own secret agenda, and we have a very slow-burn Dramione with a side of who-dun-it. COMPLETE!
The Best of Me By: MrsRen -M- Officially, Hermione Granger was killed in action during the Battle of Hogwarts. Unofficially, Draco Malfoy has never stopped searching for her. Years after the war during a mission in France, his salvation comes in the form of a little blond boy and a familiar half-Kneazle. [COMPLETE.]
Could This Be A Fake? By: smithandbarrowman -M- A cold and ruthless businessman, Lucius Malfoy expects the same of his son. However, when Draco enlists the help of his father's greatest rival, a game of deceit begins. But what happens when Draco no longer wants to play? (Muggle AU)Â
Five Dates By: smithandbarrowman Five Dates, that's what she offered. Five chances for him to prove himself. Five chances for her to fall even deeper.
Hot for Teacher By: MotherofBulls -M- Draco is a single dad trying to raise a teenager. Little does he know that his son has a crush on his own childhood nemisis who has taken up the post of Defense Against the Dark Arts professor at Hogwarts. Draco tries to juggle parenthood, awkward situations, and his own budding interest in Hermione Granger. WINNER Best Comedy, Summer 2017 Enchanted Awards. (sequel: An Indefinite Amount of Forever)
A Second Look By: RiverWriter -M- Her best friend's life was a mess and she would have done anything to make things better for him and his sons. So, when she found her former enemy in a similar situation her heart went out to him as well... and the beautiful blond baby in his arms didn't hurt his case. It was certainly enough for her to give him a second look.
Pretence By: camnz -M- Marriage Law fic. Normalcy was an unrealistic ambition when everyone must return to Hogwarts for their final year after the war. The pretence impossible to continue as all are called on to save the wizarding world - yet again, by law, this time.Â
The Calm to Her Storm By: writerspassion18 -M- Death isn't easy, and Hermione is barely keeping herself afloat after Ron is gone. After an unlikely friendship between her kids and Draco Malfoy's son brews, something unlikely blossoms between Hermione and Draco too.
The Troublesome Thing About Time By: LadyKenz347 -M- Draco Malfoy has just arrived from twenty years in the future and insists on speaking to his wife, Hermione Granger. The only problem is that the Draco Malfoy she knows is still the snarky, button-pushing boy upstairs-and not the man in front of her now.
To our followers: if youâve got a favorite Dramione fic completed in the last few years, feel free to share with the anon in the comments!
-Elle
god I love them
Can you draw a tiny lizard dragon that secretly hoards pennies?
Cinematic parallels
Greek Mythology art by IrenHorrors!
Nyx, Hecate, Selene, Artemis, Melinoe, Hades and Persephone, Athena, Aphrodite, Thanatos.
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that fateful day at forks high began like all days at forks high did: by being described in excruciating, slow-paced detail.
today was no exception. after having a nightmare, bella got up, greeted the vampire in the corner (she was very observant), had a human moment, ate pop-tarts, slipped on a patch of ice, & scrabbled to her truck.
but today didnât feel like a normal day. not bc the classrooms were empty or bc posters had been pasted up around school announcing a new student. instead, bellaâs observant, effervescent mind made her feel this narrative setup in her bones. it was almost as if bella had the qualities of a third-person omnipresent narrator instead of a regular teenage girl.
sure enough, as soon as she stepped into the buzzing cafeteria, mike clasped a hand around her shoulder. âhey, bella!â
as you could probably guess by now, mike was in love with bella. she was an arizona girl that liked the rain. since girls from dry places didnât like wet places, bella was not like the other girls.
âyouâre just in time,â he continued. âthe new girlâs about to arrive.â
bella chewed her lip. âoh. new girl?â she just had a nightmare about a girl, so it was weird that there was a new girl, just like in the nightmare she had. it was almost like bella was narratively  set up to have the power of premonition. almost. Â
after rejecting several of mikeâs sexual advances w/ patience & deference (as a good woman should), her eyes caught her statuesque white vampire bf from across the cafeteria.
today, edwardâs eyes were a dandelion lemon starburst honeydew mangalope yellow, her favorite color. he wore a sleeveless white button-up that complimented his white undead face. Â in one hand he held a red apple which he kept with him at all times in case an allusion to christianity or greek mythology popped up.
bella bit her lip, yearning to raw dog this edwardian gentleman.
âhey edward,â she said, going for a kiss & getting rejected, âdid you catch the thoughts of the new girl yet? everyoneâs talking about her. i think somethingâs up.â
but on the other end of the table, alice flailed around with a permanent marker, scribbling on a lunch tray.
edward gazed at the apple as if it were a symbol symbolizing his crisp, sweet desire for forced symbolism. âyouâve nothing to worry about,â he murmured, pinching the bridge of his nose.
âwait a sec. alice is having a vision,â bella said, eyes narrowing. âsomethingâs up.â
âyouâre too stubborn & observant for your own good,â edward murmured, looking angrily down at the apple. âlike eve observing the serpent in the garden of eden.â
âshe has incredible power; i can see it,â said alice, still flailing & seeing. emmett leaned over to glimpse her work. â& her name is stephenieâŚmeyer?â
emmett said, âanyone else feel like aliceâs drawing looks like joseph smith?â
& as if on cue, she entered.
bellaâs mouth dropped open. a rush of estrogen washed over her. âholy crow,â she whispered.
with her brown hair & brown eyes & brown lashes & plain-but-beautiful face, only their fashion choices separated bella from the new girl. while bella wore a t-shirt & khaki skirt, stephenie dressed less like a feminist whore with her floor-length white maxi skirt, ivory turtleneck & beige cardigan. she also didnât wear makeup. she was not like the other girls.
âpersephone,â murmured edward, golden molten butterscotch honey topaz eyes glittering. Â
she was gorgeous in a heterosexual way, like how bella felt about rosalie. like, so attractive bella could cry. but only because bella was insecure about her looks, not bc bella was gay or bi or whatever haha
bella touched his white forearm. âi told you to stop calling me that.â
ânot you,â murmured edward. âstephenie meyer. the angel, come to hell. sheâs as beautiful as you, my love.â bellaâs heart melted. he lovingly rejected her kiss.
âsheâs a god,â said alice, eyes shifting. âi can see it. she controls the universe. sheâs rich, mormon, & fulfills her domestic duties just as a good woman should. iâm 100% straight but stephenie meyer would be my dream girl, hands-down.â
bellaâs blood froze. wasnât bella supposed to be aliceâs vaguely homoerotic girl friend??
emmettâs eyes narrowed. âanyone else think she looks weirdly like bella?â but rosalie was too busy admiring her reflection in the face of her pearlmaster 39 diamond rolex watch w/ 18ct white-gold index dial & diamond-set oyster band, edward was ruminating over his soul, alice was still flailing, & jasper was daydreaming about licking daddy jefferson davisâ boots like the spineless confederate he was, yee haw
so only bella heard. panic bubbled in her chest. âwhat? stephenie meyer looks nothing like me.â Â
at the sound her name, stephenieâs eyes locked on the cullensâ table.
edwardâs sexy pale white hard marble triple-double-diamond vampire bod crumpled to the floor.
âedward, whatâs wrong?â asked alice. she was concerned about edward because he apparently had redeemable traits that made the cullens care deeply for him, itâs just not relevant to bellaâs story
âoh, god,â edward moaned in a murmur. âsheâs reciting the word of god.â
the ripe, juicy, succulent, voluptuous red apple had smashed to bits in his clenched fist. this symbolized edward willing to do anything & everything to destroy his temptations so long as it fell within the confines of a PG-13 storyline.
âiâve got to marry her,â he murmured possessively.
âif i wasnât a product of stephenieâs festering insecurities, i would say sheâs as pretty as me,â snarked rosalie. âbut iâm too vain & catty for that.â
bellaâs knees wobbled at rosalieâs voice. visions of rosalie stepping on her neck blipped through bellaâs mind, which was def a real thing that could happen bc rosalie was an absolute goddess of a vampire with heels higher than the empire state building & thighs thicker than the brooklyn bridge, heterosexually speaking
âright?? if you put bella & stephenie next to each other, the only difference wouldââ emmett couldnât finish his sentence bc all the cullens sans edward had a medical condition that prevented them from saying more than 25 words per 400 pages of text; itâs very common, you can google it
âwe are not the same,â said bella, her voice rising. âedward, please! we donât dress the same, act the sameâyou know we arenât the same, donât you?!â
edward turned broodingly to bella. âdo you believe in god, my love?â
âi donât know.â all bella knew of religion was her motherâs fad diets. âiâm either a keto or a lutheran. do lutherans have gods?â
âall my life i thought i was a soulless monster,â murmured edward. â& we could get into a thematically relevant debate about what it means to have a soul, but the detailed account of your morning has made it impossible for me to make a compelling case without sacrificing important exposition, so letâs forget i brought it up after this conversation. the point is, iâve discovered i do have a soul. & she has given it to me.â
âwh-what are you trying to say??â said bella. âwhat does she have that i donât?!â
âthoughts,â murmured edward. ânot her own thoughts, butââ
âall she does is recite scripture!â
âshe doesnât just recite scripture,â murmured edward. âshe is scripture. my scripture.â
he cried a single tear. bellaâs tearâyes!, the same one he had eaten that fateful day in the meadow. it tumbled from his chiseled white cheekbone, crashing onto the bits of smashed apple below.
âno!â the true nightmare had just begun. edward didnât love bella!
she passed out.
october
november
december
january
these were the only months bella learned in primary school, but she listed them all to make sure she didnât have a concussion
meanwhile, the cullens & the student body of forks orbited stephenie, praising her & quoting the bible & reassuring her that, yes, despite her hoarding an absurd amount of wealth (& giving nothing back to the indigenous ppl she wronged), she would definitely be getting into the kingdom of heaven
what if stephenie had come to replace bella? what if stephenie was bella? or what if none of this was real? what if bella had passed out in the woods again & was being carried back home by a bare-chested sam? (no doubt the rosiest scenario, but hey, a girl can dream)
&, as if on cue, the cafeteria doors burst open.
âi heard thereâs a new girl in town.â Â Â
âjake!â bella said for no other reason other than to identify jake.
jake loomed in the doorway, a hulking eight feet & fourteen inches. instead of sporting his bare rippling abs & tight jorts, he wore a rippling xxxxxl t-shirt with Mormon Boys Are My Favorite Toys printed in rainbow lettering. over that he wore a turtleneck sweater. over that he wore a pinstripe suit w/ a monogrammed lapel; in fact, it seemed that every inch of jakeâs typically objectified, UNDER-EIGHTEEN body was clothed.
behind him stood the quileute teens, all scowls.
âquick!â said jacob, throwing bella a shopping bag. âput this on & follow us!â
bella dropped the bag because she was clumsy, then she tripped over the bag because she was clumsy. bella was so clumsy. then she pulled out a bowling shirt, cuffed jeans, & doc martens. meanwhile, the crowd of students grew louder, larger.
âif you want to get out of here alive, youâre going to have to dress like the disaster bisexual you are,â said jake over the growing cheers of the student body. ânow!!â
âjake, i canât, you know iâm too het for these clothes!â
âhet?? ok, strong disagree,â said leah, poking her head out from behind jakeâs nine-foot-five frame.
at the sound of leahâs voice, stephenie shot her a glare. she & leah were natural enemies. for reasons.
from the back of the pack sam shouted, âwe can have a healthy nuanced discourse on sexual orientation after we escape smeyerâhurry!â
âsteph-en-ie! steph-en-ie!â cheers & howls drowned out the wolfpack. bella slipped into her new attire & bolted out of the cafeteria.
âwait, solike, what just happened?â bella asked. she could run alongside the pack even though she lived a completely sedentary lifestyle & was just described as clumsy. âwhoâs the new girl & why am i pretending to be bisexual?â
ââpretendingâ?â leah smirked
jake said, âitâs smeyer. sheâs writing a new book.â
âsmeyer?â
âif you say her full name, you summon her.â jacobâs voice dropped to a murmur. âsheâs trying to destroy her world.â
âher world? you mean ours?â
ânot yet.â jake shook his head. âitâs her world. we are her world. & the more she adds to it, the worse it becomes.â they burst through the side door into the gloomy afternoon. âweâve got to take back smeyerâs canon before itâs too late.â
âwhaâholy crow, she has a cannon? Â Â what?â
âjake, câmon,â said sam, car keys jangling in his hand, âwe can talk meta later. smeyerâs going to follow us if we stick around.â
bellaâs head spun. âw-well if she knows where we are, who we areâhow the hell are we gonna stop her?â
whipping out a pair of shades from the folds of his monogrammed lapel, jake said, âwell honey, lemme tell ya.â he slid the shades over his steely eyes. âfirst things first: we reclaim her characters.â
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