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Can we talk about dad Draco?

A lot of people have been talking about Albus’ relationship with Harry, but what about Scorpius and Draco? Honestly from what I’ve read about the cursed child (I’m like halfway through) Draco is the best dad. Can you just imagine:

- when Scorpius is born, Draco promising he’ll try his best and insisting he’s the most beautiful baby he’s ever seen - Draco always willing to wake up all the times baby Scorp cries and spends hours cooing and rocking him. Even spending nights sleeping in on the couch with Scorpius on his chest - Draco teaching him an instrument - Draco and Astoria making a little concert with their house elves so Scorpius can preform with an audience - Draco feeling happy when the house elves calls Scorpius ‘master sweetie’ because he’s taught his son to be kind to everyone and humble - Draco trying to get Scorpius to make friends with other kids his age so he isn’t lonely - Draco getting heartbroken when the kids call Scorpius Voldemort’s son - Draco constantly fighting with he ministry to stop the rumours because it hurts him to see Scorpius cries - Draco being extremely worried when Scorpius goes to Hogwarts because he doesn’t want him bullied - Draco pining the first letter from Scorpius that says he’s made a friend even though he’s a Potter - Draco insisting Scorpius to invite Albus to spend the break with them - Draco making sure everything is perfect when the Potters let Albus stay over - Draco telling the boys cool stories about anything they want while making them hot cocoa - Draco tucking them both in and wishing them sweet dreams - Draco not only being there for Scorpius but being there for Albus because he knows what it’s like to feel like to not live up to your parents expectations -Draco literally knowing everything about Scorpius because his son trusts him - Draco and Scorpius bonding time is sitting in Draco’s office, with Scorpius’ feet on Draco’s lap reading in silence. Occasionally sharing lines in their books they find interesting/funny - When Astoria falls ill, Draco makes sure she and Scorpius spends everyday of the summer together - when she dies, Draco holds his son all night as he cries promising that they can get through this - Draco never crying in front of his son because he just knows how hard it is for his son to loose his mother - Draco taking Scorpius somewhere cool for Christmas so they don’t have to realize that it’s their first Christmas without Astoria - EVERYTHING HE DOES AND SAYS IN CURSED CHILD, THANK YOU VERY MUCH - Draco reminding Scorpius that no matter what he’s always there for him

SUPPORTIVE DAD DRACO IS MY FAVOURITE DRACO. HE DESERVES THE FATHER OF THE YEAR AWARD I SWEAR

Waking up and falling asleep used to be an effortless task. I don’t know when it changed but sleep never came but when it did I never wanted to wake up again

4:21 p.m

I hate you. I hate the way you made me feel, the memories we made together, the fact that you could make me laugh, but the thing that I hate most of all is that I still miss you. I was tired of being unwanted. You always chose having a girlfriend over your real friends. Face it you were never there for me when I needed you. You claim to have loved me but I always felt like a second choice. “Cut out the toxic people in your life.” It always sounded so easy until it became my reality. The thing about people who are bad for you is they make you feel so good while they’re ruining your life. I know I’m better off without you; it’s all I ever wanted. Yet it’s been months and sometimes I still think about you and what it would be like if you were still in my life. I’m happy. Are you?

2:18 a.m

me: man i sure am hungry but i dont know what to eat

brain: then just fucking eat nothing

me: understandable have a good day

Shit I’ve Heard High Schoolers Say

Why stop at capitalism? Destroy everything.

Guys it’s been three weeks since I’ve eaten a vegetable

At least we have memes to dull the pain of existence

An AP student: Oh my god I thought seven was less than six 

(while filling the cap of their water bottle with water) SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS 

friend one: If all your friends jumped off a bridge wou- friend two: probably

I’M GONNA GO HOME AND DRINK A WHOLE GLASS OF WEED

If cows ruled the world would they drink human milk?

student: my calculator is broken teacher: your calculator isn’t broken, you’re broken

no actually I think you have to be of age to be considered a cougar

(during math class on the second floor) student 1: so like how far do you think the distance is from that window to the ground?   student 2: enough

teacher: has anyone ever been to New Orleans? Student: does Popeyes count?

my word count on this paper isn’t very high but I certainly am

we’re in adult limbo. I’m not a teen and I’m not an adult. I’M SUFFERING, THAT’S WHAT I AM!

Look at my… (swings leg up to show shorts) not pants

Detour | San Pedro, CA | 2015