The Headcanon That Jason Bakes When He's Stressed Eatsss

That my beloved Roach? 🧎‍♀️

Here we go again.

ROACH MY BELOVED!!🪳🧎‍♀️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

Can we all talk about how my boy Roach doesnt get enough love? I love him he is meee. I mean LOOK AT HIMMMM!

First 10 lines of FF leggo!

Rules: share the first line of the last ten fics you wrote and tag some people :)

So I was tagged by my lovely (platonic) spouse @gremlin-bot for this challenge and I am more than happy to oblige! Who knows, maybe this'll light a fire under my butt to start writing some more on these.

For you cannot take my heart, might I lend you my ear? (DP x DC)[out!] Ft. vampire!Dick

"Where is he?"

2. Soulmate, shift, send (DP x DC) A continuation to my TargetPractice(RoyxDanny) Soulmate AU

Danny: Hey Roy , Its me Danny

3. Chapter 14 of Tim Drake's I.E.F (DP x DC)

It was a few hours before patrol when the two unconscious agents finally came to.

4. The way to get lost in you (DP x DC) A fic where Danny possesses Jayson accidentally

It was a cold night in Ancients know where and Danny was tired, hurt, and running low on ectoplasm.

5. With chaos brings justice (DP x DC) [out!] enemies to lovers with ChaoticSpirits (KlarionxDanny)

John Constantine was a man of few pleasures.

6. The good, the bad, & the dead (DP x DC x AF) A crack ship me and @bewitched-forest collabed on for the lore

Danny was trying to get a few more minutes of shut eye, mentally blocking out the noises of the people chatting and moving around him.

7. Chapter 2 of Circus of the dead (DP x DC)

The sound of his motorcycle engine echoed around the entrance tunnel as Dick drove in for some rest after patrol.

8. What a shocker! (Final name TBD)(DP x DC) A halfa Damian AU

The news of a new hero joining the Justice League didn't bother Damian at this point.

9. On the rise (DP x DC) [out!] A wings AU featuring Over 9000 (Kon-el x Danny)

“Heads up!”

10. I've waited this long (DP x DC) [out!] My TargetPractice (RoyxDanny) soulmate AU

Despite how much Danny’s parents invest in the scientific method, they were never one’s to believe in things like ‘fate’ or ‘destiny’.

I hope the WIPs you see will one day com out, but I tend to get plot bunnies a lot and they always tend to muck up my focus. I don't have anyone I want to tag besides @halfblackwolfdemon (if ya want to hun, no pressure) and anyone who wants to do this you can say I tagged you too! Its ok, I won't tell./j

Oh my gosh, WAIT. Another interaction featuring Soaps new skin. They recreate that scene in HTTYD 2 between Stoick and Valka 🫢

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There’s no way. The man who died right in front of his eyes, standing there alive. His sergeant, his teammate, Soap.

Johnny was the only thing that circled in Ghosts head. In disbelief, he slowly approached him. Soap shifted his position, holding his ground as the green smoke illuminated around him.

Soap: “I know what you’re going to say, LT.”

Soap: “How could I have done this? Stayed away all this time. Why didn’t I come back to you?”

He said expectedly.

Ghost continued to slowly walk up to him, not uttering a word. Soap continued to speak, keeping cation as Ghost grew closer.

Soap: “Oh don’t be so Stoic, Ghost. Go on, shout, scream, say something-“

His sentence was cut off as a warm hand cupped his cheek. Soap finally dared to look into Ghost eyes, only seeing nothing but pure love reflecting in them.

Ghost: “You’re as beautiful as the day I lost you…”

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UH OH! Pokémon TV is shutting down! It would be a shame if some guy on Tumblr shared a link to every season of AniPoke from Indigo Leauge to the last batch of episodes with Ash in it along with some movies, that would be a shame!

Edit: For some reason Netflix is removing the Journeys series…Yknow, *a series that’s an exclusive to its platform in the US*

I don’t wanna act holy-er than thou but uh reblog this even harder than before cause screw Netflix

It’s nice to see siblings bonding 😌

Ok ok, HEAR ME OUT.

Y'know how Duke's supposed to have them light bendy power thingies?

Imagine Damian blackmailing him to accompany him on patrols so he can hide and mess around with the lights to make Robins' shadow ABSOLUTELY LARGE AND TERRIFYING.

I'm talking that scene with Mushu from Mulan when he's like "I'M YOUR ANCESTORS DRAGON" Type shadow play. (Damian just wants criminals to finally acknowledge him as intimidating and to stop calling him 'kid'.)

Thoughts?

omg XD damian SO would, you're absolutely right

jason: . . . and why are you going on patrol with damian?? aren't you our daytime hero?? duke: *unwilling to admit that he's going as a glorified prop* uh . . . . schedules are messed up 'cause of like . . . daylight . . . savings time jason: jason: seems legit

Guys please I’m begging as an Arabic speaker when you’re talking about Damian referring to Jason as “akhi”, the only context that would work in is if he actually speaking to someone else and refers to Jason. Sentences like “Damian thinks of his akhi” don’t work cause “akhi” is MY brother so you’re basically saying “Damian thinks of his my brother”. If you really wanted to use an Arabic word (which you absolutely don’t have to you ca just say brother in English it flows much better) you could just use “akh” which is just “brother” OR “akhah” which is high Arabic for “his brother”. So it would be “Damian thinks of his akh” or “Damian thinks of akhah” which like… in sentences like these, again… just say brother dude.

Alternative pronunciations of “akhi” based on dialect also exist. I’m Iraqi and we say “akhuya” for example. Gulf dialects use “akhooy”

Conjugation for “your brother” could go something like “akhook” (male, dialect), “akhaak” (male, high Arabic), “akhooki” (female, dialect), “akhaaki” (female, high Arabic (also known as fus-ha)) some dialects use a ch sound instead of the k at the end when talking to a woman (aka: akhooch in place of “akhooki”)

Conjugation for “his brother” is “akhah”, for “her brother” is “akha-ha”

I hope I didn’t confuse all of you😭 if anyone has any questions about Arabic don’t hesitate to reach out!! It IS one of the hardest languages to learn and even as a native speaker I struggle sometimes so it’s completely understandable. In case of doubt just go with the English word cause unless Damian is also talking with a bilingual person who knows Arabic, he’s not gonna drop random Arabic words in the middle of the sentence.

Fic Search!!

Looking for any well written JayRoy fics, especially along the lines of the Batfam realizing that JayRoy is a thing. (Bonus points if Dick takes psychic damage from it) . They can be funny or serious, just so long as there's at least a hopeful ending. Thanks!

I've already read (and enjoyed) :

Oh by AlexaAffect

Dick Grayson and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Two To Three Weeks (But Who's Counting) by dietpudding

another try not to cry christmas by fadinglight123

P.S. To anybody saving this for their own recs, these are also some favorite JayRoy fics, they just don't have the theme of the Batfam finding out. Enjoy!

raised in the tall grass by SafelyCapricious

4 am at Denny's by bittercape (JayRoy + Slade!)

And everyone thinks I dodged a bullet, but I think I shot the gun by Daisyapples

the halfway home for washed-up sidekicks by moth_tille (JayRoy + Kyle!)

Here's my DC Humour and/or younger readers comic collection. Some of the graphic novels on here haven't actually been released yet, but almost all of it actually has been. This is 40% humour comics, 40% animated show tie-ins, and 10% actual serious comics.

Superfriends:

DC Deluxe Collections: Superfriends Vol. 1 (Limited Collectors' Edition #41 and Superfriends #1-10)

DC Deluxe Collections: Superfriends Vol. 2 (Superfriends #11-20)

DC Deluxe Collections: Superfriends Vol. 3 (Superfriends #20-29)

DC Deluxe Collections: Superfriends Vol. 4 (Superfriends #30-39)

DC Deluxe Collections: Superfriends Vol. 5 (Superfriends #40-47 and DC Comics Presents #46)

Angel and the Ape:

DC Deluxe Collections: Angel and The Ape Vol. 1 (Showcase #77, Angel and The Ape #1-3 and Meet Angel 4-7) ✓

The Inferior Five:

DC Deluxe Collections: The Inferior Five Vol. 1 (Showcase #62-63 and Inferior Five #1-4) ✓

DC Deluxe Collections: The Inferior Five Vol. 2 (Inferior Five #5-12) ✓

Captain Carrot:

DC Deluxe Collections: Captain Carrot and his Amazing Zoo-Crew Vol. 1 (New Teen Titans #16, Captain Carrot and his Amazing Zoo-Crew #1-20 and Captain Carrot and his Amazing Zoo-Crew: The Oz-Wonderland War #1-3) ✓

Ambush Bug:

DC Deluxe Collections: Ambush Bug Vol. 1 (DC Comics Presents #52, #59 and #81, The New Adventures of Supergirl #16, Action Comics #560, #563 and #565 and Ambush Bug #1-4, Ambush Bug Stocking Stuffer #1, Son of Ambush Bug #1-6, Secret Origins #48, Ambush Bug Nothing Special #1 and Ambush Bug: Year None #1-5 and #7) ✓

'Mazing Man:

DC Deluxe Collections: 'Mazing Man Vol. 1 ('Mazing Man #1-12, 'Mazing Man Special #1-3 and Secret Origins #16) ✓

DCAU Batman:

DC Deluxe Collections: The Batman Adventures Vol. 1 (Batman Adventures #1-10) ✓

DC Deluxe Collections: The Batman Adventures Vol. 2 (Batman Adventures #11-20) ✓

DC Deluxe Collections: The Batman Adventures Vol. 3 (Batman Adventures #22-27 and annual #1)

DC Deluxe Collections: The Batman Adventures Vol. 4 (Batman Adventures #28-36, annual #2 and Batman Adventures Holiday Special #1 and Batman Adventures: Mad Love #1)

DC Deluxe Collections: The Batman Adventures Vol. 5 (The Batman and Robin Adventures #1-7, #9-11)

DC Deluxe Collections: The Batman Adventures Vol. 6 (The Batman and Robin Adventures #12-21)

DC Deluxe Collections: The Batman Adventures Vol. 7 (The Batman and Robin Adventures #22-25, annual #2, The Batman and Superman Adventures: World's Finest and The Batman and Robin Adventures: Subzero)

DC Deluxe Collections: The Batman Adventures Vol. 8 (Batman: Gotham Adventures #1-10 and The Batgirl Adventures #1)

DC Deluxe Collections: The Batman Adventures Vol. 9 (Batman: Gotham Adventures #11-19 and #21)

DC Deluxe Collections: The Batman Adventures Vol. 10 (Batman: Gotham Adventures #22-31)

DC Deluxe Collections: The Batman Adventures Vol. 11 (Batman: Gotham Adventures #32-41)

DC Deluxe Collections: The Batman Adventures Vol. 12 (Batman: Gotham Adventures #42-51)

DC Deluxe Collections: The Batman Adventures Vol. 13 (Batman: Gotham Adventures #52, #54-60)

DC Deluxe Collections: The Batman Adventures Vol. 14 (Batman Adventures Vol. 2 #1-3 and #9-16)

DCAU Superman:

DC Deluxe Collections: The Superman Adventures Vol. 1 (Superman Adventures #1-12) ✓

DC Deluxe Collections: The Superman Adventures Vol. 2 (Superman Adventures #13-23, annual #1 and Superman Adventures Special: Superman vs Lobo) ✓

DC Deluxe Collections: The Superman Adventures Vol. 3 (Superman Adventures #24-33) ✓

DC Deluxe Collections: The Superman Adventures Vol. 4 (Superman Adventures #34 and #36-45) ✓

DC Deluxe Collections: The Superman Adventures Vol. 5 (Superman Adventures #47-56) ✓

DC Deluxe Collections: The Superman Adventures Vol. 6 (Superman Adventures #57-66) ✓

DCAU Batman and Superman:

DC Deluxe Collections: Batman and Superman Vol. 1 (Superman and Batman Magazine #1-8)

DCAU Justice League:

DC Deluxe Collections: Justice League Vol. 1 (Justice League Adventures #1-10) ✓

DC Deluxe Collections: Justice League Vol. 2 (Justice League Adventures #11-14) ✓

DCAU Misc:

DC Deluxe Collections: Tales of the DCAU Vol. 1 (Adventures in the DC Universe #1-8 and annual #1)

DC Deluxe Collections: Tales of the DCAU Vol. 2 (Adventures in the DC Universe #10-19)

The Batman (2004):

DC Deluxe Collections: The Batman Strikes! Vol. 1 (The Batman Strikes! #1-10)

DC Deluxe Collections: The Batman Strikes! Vol. 2 (The Batman Strikes! #11-14 and #16-21)

DC Deluxe Collections: The Batman Strikes! Vol. 3 (The Batman Strikes! #22-31)

DC Deluxe Collections: The Batman Strikes! Vol. 4 (The Batman Strikes! #32-41)

DC Deluxe Collections: The Batman Strikes! Vol. 5 (The Batman Strikes! #42-50)

Legion of Superheroes (2006):

DC Deluxe Collections: Legion of Superheroes (2006) Vol. 1 (Legion of Super-Heroes in the 31st Century #1-10)

DC Deluxe Collections: Legion of Superheroes (2006) Vol. 1 (Legion of Super-Heroes in the 31st Century #11-20)

Batman: The Brave and The Bold:

DC Deluxe Collections: Batman: The Brave and The Bold Vol. 1 (Batman: The Brave and The Bold #1-10)

DC Deluxe Collections: Batman: The Brave and The Bold Vol. 2 (Batman: The Brave and The Bold #11-20)

DC Deluxe Collections: Batman: The Brave and The Bold Vol. 3 (Batman: The Brave and The Bold #21-22 and All-New Batman: The Brave and The Bold #1-8)

DC Deluxe Collections: Batman: The Brave and The Bold Vol. 4 (All-New Batman: The Brave and The Bold #9-16)

Li'l Gotham:

DC Deluxe Collections: Li'l Gotham Vol. 1 (Batman: Li'l Gotham #1-6)

DC Deluxe Collections: Li'l Gotham Vol. 2 (Batman: Li'l Gotham #7-12)

Batman and Scooby Doo:

DC Deluxe Collections: Batman and Scooby Doo Vol. 1 (The Batman and Scooby Doo Mysteries #1-12)

DC Deluxe Collections: Batman and Scooby Doo Vol. 2 (The Batman and Scooby Doo Mysteries Vol. 2 #1-12)

DC Deluxe Collections: Batman and Scooby Doo Vol. 3 (The Batman and Scooby Doo Mysteries Vol. 3 #1-12)

Tiny Titans:

Tiny Titans: Welcome to the Treehouse (Tiny Titans #1-6) ✓

Tiny Titans: Adventures in Awesomeness (Tiny Titans #7-12) ✓

Tiny Titans: Sidekickin' It (Tiny Titans #13-18) ✓

Tiny Titans: The First Rule of Pet Club (Tiny Titans #19-25) ✓

Tiny Titans: Field Trippin' (Tiny Titans #26-32)

Tiny Titans: The Treehouse and Beyond! (Tiny Titans #33-38)

Tiny Titans: Growing Up Tiny! (Tiny Titans #39-44)

Tiny Titans: Aw Yeah Titans! (Tiny Titans #45-50)

Tiny Titans: Return to the Treehouse (Tiny Titans: Return to the Treehouse #1-6 and Tiny Titans/Little Archie #1-3)

Scooby Doo! Team Up:

DC Deluxe Collections: Scooby Doo! Team Up Vol. 1 (Scooby Doo! Team Up #1-10)

DC Deluxe Collections: Scooby Doo! Team Up Vol. 2 (Scooby Doo! Team Up #11-20)

DC Deluxe Collections: Scooby Doo! Team Up Vol. 3 (Scooby Doo! Team Up #21-30)

DC Deluxe Collections: Scooby Doo! Team Up Vol. 4 (Scooby Doo! Team Up #31-40)

DC Deluxe Collections: Scooby Doo! Team Up Vol. 5 (Scooby Doo! Team Up #41-50)

Misc:

DC Who's Who Omnibus Vol. 1 (Who's Who: The Definitive Directory of the DC Universe #1-26, Who's Who: Update '87 #1-5 and Who's Who: Update '88 #1-4) ✓

DC Who's Who Omnibus Vol. 2 (Who's Who in the DC Universe #1-16, Who's Who in the Legion of Superheroes #1-7 and Who's Who Update '93 1-2) ✓

Batman: Black and White Omnibus Vol. 1(Batman: Black and White Vol. 2 #1-6 and material from Batman: Gotham Knights #1-49) ✓

Batman: Black and White Omnibus Vol. 2 (Batman: Black and White Vol. 3 #1-6)

Harley Quinn: Black and White and Red Collection (Harley Quinn: Black + White + Red #1-17 and Harley Quinn: Black + White + Redder #1-6) ✓

Superman: Red and Blue Collection (Superman: Red and Blue #1-6) ✓

Superman Family Adventures Collection (Superman Family Adventures #1-12) ✓

DC Super Powers Collection (Super Powers Vol. 4 #1-6) ✓

Collection of DC Graphic Novels for Kids Vol. 1 (Superman of Smallville, Zatanna and the House of Secrets, ArkhaManiacs, Flash Facts and Young Alfred: Pain in the Butler) ✓

Collection of DC Graphic Novels for Kids Vol. 2 (Batman: Once Upon a Crime, Batman's Mystery Casebook, Bruce Wayne: Not Super, My Buddy, Killer Croc, Dear Justice League and Dear DC Super Villians) ✓

Collection of DC Graphic Novels for Kids Vol. 3 (Black Canary: Ignite, Green Lantern: Alliance, Harley Quinn's Bud and Lou: Trouble Times Two, DC Misfits of Magic and Kanga-U: Tests and Tournaments) ✓

Wonder Woman: Black and Gold Collection (Wonder Woman: Black and Gold #1-6) ✓

DC: Super Pets Collection (DC Super Pets! Character Encyclopedia and DC League of Super-Pets: The Great Mxy-Up) ✓

RAOCH, MY BELOVED!!!!! 🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️

ROACH ARMOR ANON!!!! (holy shit didn’t expect you to actually want it,,,)

(Sorry if you can’t read any of this due to my handwriting, I’m happy to type it all out if you need)

A generous amount of this is improvised and/or not quite fleshed out fully so feel free to take as many liberties as you want to customize it to your liking! :))

Hell yeah Roach Armor