Does Anyone Need Any More Motivation To Read This Fic?

Oh! the boopening!

Oooh! Ooh boop me my body is ready! I also offer this important NGK Crowley update for the fandom. Boop that snek!

Here he is in all is usual glory for all your good omens reaction needs too - made for all the @goodomensafterdark goblins to yeet lovingly at our creators 💖

Booooop!

NOT MY FAULT YOU WERE EATING UNLUCKY HARMS FOR BREAKFAST

Exposing @quona

They told me they didn’t care that I broke my elbow

Good Omens Fic Rec: Of Fire and Falcons

Since they met at a Florida Renaissance faire a year and a half ago, fire spinner Crowley and falconer Aziraphale have been a great deal more than friends, but they've never quite admitted what they really feel about each other. Now Crowley has fallen in love, and he has five weeks at the Catskill Mountains Renaissance Faire during the most romantic season of the year to convince Aziraphale to see the light. A Good Omens Human AU set on the American Renaissance faire circuit.

Length: 54,201 words

AO3 Rating: Explicit / Spice Level 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Best for: After Dark, Romance, Human AU, Pick-me-up

Triggers: None

Read it here, fic by CemeteryAngel725

*Minor Spoilers* God, I know this is a particularly adaptable pairing but how does every AU just work with them? This setting is so far removed from canon and yet unmistakably them. Except hornier, much more horny. Like complete sluts they are in this.

So in this AU Crowley and Aziraphale are both Renaissance Faire performers. Ren Faires aren't exactly my thing, but when I was a senior in high school they filmed a (awful) movie at the Ren Faire near us and we spent weeks there as extras, during public hours and after. It was such a neat experience going slightly behind scenes (also because we got to meet Matthew Lillard and Christina Ricci). So I have a normie soft spot for them. This perfectly captured the atmosphere. Even down to the rainy days! The camaraderie and community was wonderful. It's not just a flimsy backdrop for the AU, it's a full fleshed out and lived in world. I don't want to spoil the ending, but something brings the entire group together and it was a wonderful scene. I love the Faire family they have made.

More than that, Aziraphale being a falconer and Crowley being a fire performer was thrilling and unique. They are both so competent at what they do and each have such an awe of each other's skills. Which just makes them even more horny for each other. Truly this is the one time where going to a haunted house as foreplay makes sense for them. I'm like, yep, that tracks. They have a wonderful relationship here, with real life problems. This story doesn't make up villains to create a Heaven/Hell type of separation for them, it's just normal life that keeps them apart. Eventually they will become each other's anchor and home. A safe place to land. Also thank you for giving them tattoos!!! I adore them tattooed

Lots of fun and lightly kinky sex here, so not one to read out and about. It's such a fun, lighthearted romance. The setting is such a wonder to explore. And now I'm craving a bread bowl....

Read it here, fic by CemeteryAngel725

Reblogging my very first Gomens art as I approach 500 of you lovely people choosing to follow my art blog here on the hellsite. This is the piece that started this whole saga.

I love each and every one of you as if you were my own blorbos.

help me, you tear down my reason

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This is my ransom note to Neil Gaiman love letter to the ineffable idiots and the Gomens fandom. There will undoubtedly be more because I caught the brain rot so bad.

More info and high res below the jump.

Scaly semi-snek flaming-like-anything-ginger freckled Crowley because why not? I wanted to mess around with a very pale, slightly creepy color palette for skintones, so this was a good exercise. And anyway, I could draw DT's glorious swan-like neck every day for the rest of my life and never grow weary of it.

Michael Sheen's nose --hell, his profile in general--will be my undoing. He is SUCH a challenge to draw, which I adore. I used quite literally 4x the references for 'Zira than for Anthony Janthony.

About: All digital, all Photoshop, baby. Orig. 4483 x 5391 px. ~2 weeks of off-and-on painting when I got tired of my work art. Title is taken from Closer by Nine Inch Nails because I pretty much exclusively listened to The Downward Spiral on repeat while I worked on this piece, because that's the kind of angsty teenage headspace I'm in??? I'm fucking 34 years old, I thought I was past this.

Catziraphale in the style of Lisa Frank for /r/goodomensafterdark April Fool's 2024

Prints and stickers because who doesn't want catziraphale in their life?

Sketch and color by Q

Lines by @the-comfy-witch

@goodomensafterdark

prints | ko-fi | commission

Oh wow, the sheer sleeves of C's shirt are WONDERFUL (and the buttons on the cuff!)

AND THEIR EXPRESSIONS

AND C'S LIL HAIR SWOOP

AND LONG CLAW-LIKE NAILS.

So gorgeous!

@goodomensafterdark

me and my partner saw you from across the pub and we did not dig your vibe

↓ Close up below ↓

my attempt at a translation from the original Japanese, please forgive errors: -------------------------- That kiss.

It wasn't as sweet and melting as I thought it would be.

Well it's not like I don't think about it, sometimes. I've seen pairs of humans making love countless times. Indulging in sexual pleasure according to their desires.

I've been with him for an eternity, and I've known him for 6,000 years. Playful, mischievous. I've thought how fun it would be to kiss him, just to see his surprised face. But I... I can't joke about something like that. I am stupidly in love with him.

その口づけは

思っていたほど

甘く とろけるようなもの じゃなかったんだ

そりゃあ 何かの折に

考えなかった わけじゃあない

人間のつがいが 愛を交わすのを 数えきれないくらい 眼にしてきたんだ

欲望のままに 性のたのしみを 貪るのを

永劫の時を 過ごしてきて あいつとの付き合いも 6,000年だ

たわむれに、 いたずらっぽく、

あいつの驚く 顔が見たいがために

キスしてやったら どんなに 楽しいだろう と思ってた

だけど 俺は

そんなことを 冗談に 出来ないほどに

バカみたいに あいつのことを 愛しちまって いたんだよ

OMFG I LOVE IT SO MUCH!

The tape measure on Aziraphale! The pins in his lapel! Crowley's slutty runway model outfit!

As a sewist and occasional garment designer, I have to say, this scene is too real.

Thank you so much, @pharlapcartoonist, I ADORE IT.

Let's start this year with something sweet. Here is my GO Minisode Minibang holiday gift for @quona (Enneadic on AO3)

Their prompt, a gift wish, was Aziraphale as a haute couture fashion designer and Crowley, a runway model, his muse

This the best I could do in limited time 😄

I hope they will like it

The most adorable painting idea (as if I need another work in progress)

And yet...

Aziraphale talking Crowley to the cottage he bought and using his own wings to cover his eyes because is a surprise.

Crowley’s laughing ‘cause it tickles