Idk If I‘m Having A Sexuality Or A Gender Crisis Over Deadpool

AAAUAUUFHURHEUW HE LOOKED SO GOOD HEREEEEEE

RYAN REYNOLDS as WADE WILSON X-men Origins: Wolverine (2009) dir. Gavin Hood

bonus:

poolverine pt 3

IF THIS HAPPENS IN SEASON 3 IM GONNA KMS AND SUE NEIL GAIMAN

what if.. what IF.. Aziraphale can't change Heaven but Heaven can break and change him...

the worst thing is when you love a band sm bc they make amazing music but the only remaining member is a dickhead

and now the band's dead

anyways we love ryan ross, dallon weekes, and jon walker

If I had a nickel for every time a gay angel was sent to super something because he was in love with his best friend, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice

*at the zoo* luke: so what are they in for?

reid: this isn't a prison

luke: so they can leave?

reid: well no but-

tara, pointing at an anteater: i bet that one killed someone

I wanna fuck Spencer Reid (no shit) like literally tie his wrists to the bed, and make him whimper. And make all his thoughts leave his mind for a moment 'IQ dropped to 60' kind of shit. I want to give that man the ride of this freaking life. Until the whole fucking room smells like sex. Until we look like we run a marathon. Until it makes obscene wet sounds at our every move. Until we both loss our voices. Till his freaking mama remembers. I want that fucking wood rubbing inside of me like it's going to start a fucking fire. Then give him the best after care he even had you want a bath, you want a shower, you want to snack, you want just to cuddle and talk it's okay darling I got you.